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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The man who got a papercut on his bellend

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:13, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
Haha, nope.
it'd have to be the boy from my old high school, who is currently on my mother's rehab ward after splitting his foreskin...into three.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:15, Reply)
So now it's a threeskin?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)
pretty much /ac

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Ouch!
Did he have it in one of them egg cutters?

I imagine the papercut bellend to be more painful
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)
haha, I believe he was engaging in some sort of sex play with his partner,
and it all went rather badly for him.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:23, Reply)
jesus
whatever position they were in should be torn out of the KS
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)
She must have been tighter than a mouse's ear

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:27, Reply)
he's gay.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)
In that case
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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Was there a piercing involved or something?!
I've never heard of a foreskin ripping in three...
He must have needed a circumcision anyway! Tight.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:32, Reply)
there must have been.
I shudder just thinking about it!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:43, Reply)
I reckon he was trying to see how many jelly babies he could fit under it
and went one too far
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Or he tried to fit it up his own arse

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Honestly, I have no idea. Not sure I want to know either.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)

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