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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fake your own death
It's worked for me many times
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:53, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
are you any good at carpentry?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:55, Reply)
I can do a pencil holder
It's well boss
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:56, Reply)
just sticking it through the hole in your hands is cheating

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:03, Reply)
shup I ain't got wooden fingers
the kids don't call me oakhands
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Bad times

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:36, Reply)
What's your secret?
I tried faking Gonz's death a couple of times but the bugger kept turning up just at the fucking will readings. 'Faked will' indeed. FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:00, Reply)
You have to make it believable, and also provide a new identity
So death by 'pringles can to the colon' won't work, you need something milder. Like 'attacked by chimps in London Zoo'
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)
It all makes sense when you put it like that.
I'm so stupid!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Then you just gotta give him a new name
I like to go for hispanic names, like Fernando Rodriguez, or Manuel Espanol
New b3ta account, I dunno, 'bulldonker', you're golden.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)
'em chimps ain't got shit on me...... I GOT SHIT ON 'EM !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Arse facing arse and gonz and the chimps make a shit rainbow for the delight of the kids

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)
That's.....that's beautiful, man

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
*Wipes tear*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:24, Reply)

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