What? No, I'd subjugate them in a second if I could
Have you seen their armed forces? The army's always poncing about in films, the air force is about three helicopters on 'VIP transport' and their navy is a lifeboat with a four leaf clover on it.

I reckon ten of us or so, grab a few kitchen knives, we could be kings over here in a week.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:54, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

they do have no history of fighting guerillas wars at all
I can see this invasion going well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Remember when they used to be scary terrorists?
Man, I miss those days.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)

They were scary, but fair.
Always gave notice of any bombs they were about to explode.
Far more sporting than these arab chaps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Always bombing Manchester or Brighton
Never anywhere important, really good of 'em
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Hey wait! Guess what! I wasn't REALLY advocating us taking over!
WHAT JAPES
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Oh gutted.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)

No we should
But with naysayers like this baby jesus chap with us we'll never get anywhere
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:25, Reply)

I'm witcha, homie.
Front of the fuckin queue.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)

I like this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)