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Shitting in a ladies cunt. Overly aggressive as a form of dispute resolution? Alt: Name an Australian you would like to see burn.
Altalt: Know any Irish jokes?
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AltAlt: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?None.
(One of my favourite jokes).
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:38,
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I dunno, man, seems a bit extreme.Alt: Bouncer the dog.
AltAlt: Bono.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:38,
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no, i'd like to see an aussie bum youthen shit in your cunt xxx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:45,
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horses for courses innitalt: craig mclouchghlin
altalt: how many potatoes...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:43,
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Craig McLAUGHlin more like. I wonder where he did panto this year?
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in some bird's cunt, that was full of shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:48,
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He's going to be in the The Dr Blake Mysteries on ABC1 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Yes. Only shit because it will be made in Australia. Is it true that Hugh Jackman is well gay?
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Woah according to the googles he's married to Bronwyn.He's done alright for himself.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:49,
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I think she might be one best left as a rose-tinted memory.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:01,
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This is what she looks like now apparently
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:11,
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Didn't they get together while they were both on Neighbours?Could have been worse, it could have been the fat piggy sister.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:56,
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I wouldn't have touched Sharon with Stunned's.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:02,
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I've never shit in a cunt, is it something we do now? I'm so out of touch with you kidsAlt: All of them, we should've just took the boats out and sunk them.
AltAlt: I can't do Irish jokes cos I'm over here and the bloody potato wogs are always watching, waiting for me to slip up so they can hang me as an oppressor
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Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:44,
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That sounds like the Dublin bus tours....."And this is where the British killed 175 unarmed rioters who only wanted some nourishing potato".
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a guy at school said his grandfather loaded a boat with irish during the bad timestook it to sea on the pretence of trip to america, and scuttled it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:50,
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They do go on about it a bit.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:50,
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What? No, I'd subjugate them in a second if I couldHave you seen their armed forces? The army's always poncing about in films, the air force is about three helicopters on 'VIP transport' and their navy is a lifeboat with a four leaf clover on it.
I reckon ten of us or so, grab a few kitchen knives, we could be kings over here in a week.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:54,
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they do have no history of fighting guerillas wars at allI can see this invasion going well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:56,
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Remember when they used to be scary terrorists?Man, I miss those days.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:57,
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They were scary, but fair.Always gave notice of any bombs they were about to explode.
Far more sporting than these arab chaps.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:01,
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Always bombing Manchester or BrightonNever anywhere important, really good of 'em
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Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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Hey wait! Guess what! I wasn't REALLY advocating us taking over!WHAT JAPES
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Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:59,
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No we shouldBut with naysayers like this baby jesus chap with us we'll never get anywhere
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Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:25,
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I'm witcha, homie.Front of the fuckin queue.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:35,
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Try the Monty approach by repeated ramming your head against her fist.Alt:altI: can't help that think that Walkers went to too much effort making an Irish Stew flavour, they could have just left it at potato.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:44,
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IRISH STEW IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:52,
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There is a subtle sophistication to my humour that eludes some people.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:06,
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No, its a reasonable response to many issuesAlt. The whole place go go up as far as I am concerned, an australian killed my brother with a samurai sword
Alt Alt, Battered's joke is my favourite Irish joke too.
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Peej, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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Alt Alt: Irishman goes to a job interview at a farrier's.The farrier asks him "Have you ever shoed a horse?"
To which Paddy replies, "No, but oi once told a donkey to feck off, so oi did."
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:52,
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alt altTwo Irish couples decide to spice up their sex lives by swapping partners.
Afterwards,
Paddy says, "That was fucking great! I wonder how the girls got on."
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hahahaahThis one is excellent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:04,
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It seems like it would need rather a lot of preparatory work for very little satisfaction.Alt: Skippy the bush kangaroo. BBQ kangaroo steak for everyone!
Alt Alt: Rory.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:53,
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sorry about that,it's a bit of a sensitive thing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:54,
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Peace and love, peace and love.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:07,
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If it works, it works.Alt: Shane Warne (only one that comes to mind)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:55,
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Mick and Paddy are reading headstones near a church. Mick turns to Paddy and says, "Fuck, there's a bloke here who was 152!"
Paddy asks, "What was his name?" Mick replies, "Miles from London."
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:55,
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HahahahaAgain, this one is excellent
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:11,
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YM loves it when I shit in her cunt.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:57,
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Hi BatteredI liked your **** very much btw
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:58,
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Alright spastic?Ssh. Don't mention my ****.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:00,
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better...although it now looks pretty dodgy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:01,
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You like Battered's arse?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:03,
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Even more so now I have changed my post.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:04,
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I'd like to burn Baz Lurhman, for crimes against "music", taste, decency and "Films"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:00,
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I LOVE his Dail Mail theatre reviews!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:02,
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I actually liked that record.But only if I listen to it no more than once a year.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:04,
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In your face Wandsworth Council!!I totally won my appeal against a parking violation, I am a legal eagle!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:05,
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altaltA recent revelation has shed new light on
the 9/11 attacks.
Two Irish joiners were working in the Twin
Towers that day fitting new doors. A
witness overheard one saying, "Paddy, get
a plane and take a bit off the top."
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It's certainly no worse than Alex Jones' take on it...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:12,
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Guess what I got last night!guessguessguessguessguess
Hint: It's not herpes.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:13,
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Jimmy Hill's Bumper Book of Facts?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:16,
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Tickets to see Celebrity Dancing on Ice at Birmingham NEC?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:17,
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Arrested as part of the Jimmy Savile investigation?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:17,
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Fresh at the weekend, you're showing out?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:18,
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Oh man that is SO FRICKIN BOSS.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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It's only taken me a few years of saying "yeah, I should get an Oyster card" for em to actually get one.
Did you know, they come right out of the ticket machines now? :O
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:20,
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I can just tell that you are going to fit right in when you move to London.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:21,
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Every time I walk into a place it's going to be all"OI OI SAVELOY!" *canned laughter*
I'm going to OWN London.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:22,
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Remember to tuck your thumbs behind your braces and do that funny walk they all do.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:24,
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Be the first to press the open door buttons on the tube on every journey.(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)
You know, I don't think those really do anything.I've been on the tube lots and those doors seem to open whenever they want to.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:28,
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They're thought controlled.You just have to *want* them to open.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:30,
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So are you moving to Muswell Hill?Did I get that right? It's not far from my work!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:34,
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Also standing on the right hand side of the tube escalatorsDuring rush hour is proper London etiquette and a guaranteed way of showing everyone how much of a Londoner you really are.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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I think you mean "nawf"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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North London is great in parts.I lived between Highgate and Camden in various places for about 5 years then spent another 5 in Islington. I am a fucking EXPERT on it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:40,
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Britain's Eddie Murphy I believe. He is currently playing the role of Donkey in the West End production of Shrek the Musical.
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Ghana's Ainsley Harriott, he is.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:28,
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In a 2000 interview, Blackwood claimed that if he had not made it in showbusiness he would have been "a graphic designer, designing buildings" (sic).(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Oh that is GENIUS.Like 'RB' himself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:38,
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A free white flag to help you with your surrendering?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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ssssshhhDon't tell everyone, they'll all want a go.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:22,
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Haha, I forgot you got herpes, I'm totally going to bring that up more often now.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:26,
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Another messageboard fail from Lokers.and him a techie, too :(
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:25,
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He's turning your whole profession into a laughing stock.Oh hang on...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:27,
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Can you believe this guy, Oathsy?I mean, talk about kicking a man whilst he's on fire.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:17,
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Irish JokeQ: What's the difference between Apples and Oranges?
A: There no such thing as an Apple Bastard.
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Ken Oath, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:19,
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