She's really keen on this place in Wanstead.
Fucking Wanstead. That's an hour and a quarter away by tube. It's practically in Essex!
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:51, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Oh man wifey has really got you under the thumb eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)

She's a friend, I dont sleep with ALL the women I know.
I'm goign to be moving jobs, so I don't really mind how long hte commute to Uxbridge is as I shan't be doing it for much longer. But still, fucking Wanstead.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Wanstead is nice.
Met line at Liv Pool Street. 25 mins into West End. 15 into the City.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)

That's not so bad.
I'm learning that the problem is Uxbridge being in the middle of fucking nowhere, rather than north London being inaccessible.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)

being in the middle of fucking nowhere, rather than north London being inaccessible

see also liverpool, wolverhampton, runcorn, widnes, hull, coventry, milton keynes, stockport...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I reckon a commute to Coventry would be far easier.
My missus used to work on Piccadilly and could get there quicker then colleagues who lived in London.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I thought you had slept with her?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)

OK, yes, but that was ages ago.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)

yes but not now
hence the use of the present tense rather than the past tense

i suspect this will be the argument
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Kindly shut up.
You're making me look bad.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)

hey
i keep my dick in my pants
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I thought it was just a big hairy clit?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

you and your silverback fantasies

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Wanstead is very nice indeed and you could zip across town on the Central Line.
Be reasonable prices too. Dinnae write that off. Se'sly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I've said I'll keep an open mind.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)

if she keeps an open pair of legs?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)

That's well past us both.
The upside to it is that I don't have to worry about whether my wanger's out when I'm walking around the flat.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)

worry about it? how can you not KNOW?
unless it's too small to tell, of course
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I meant it in the "I won't care/be embarrassed" sense.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Swinger, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)