I got this email from a friend who I recently introduced to another friend.
"**** did something last night and he told me not to tell you. If you
guess, then i didn't tell you."

Why are all girls such gossipy bitches
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:02, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Re: Gossip
Hi,

I don't give a shit what he did and you're a crap friend.

Regards,

Chompy
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:09, Reply)

I replied, I don't care what he gets up to, I'm suprised he cares if I know.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:09, Reply)

What if he finger-banged your bird?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:55, Reply)

with his penis

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)

in her arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)

That too

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Chomp, she obviously thinks you're a massive girl.
Girls confide in each other. That's what we do.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:10, Reply)

I fucking love gossip.
I'm a total girl and I don't even care. Have you seen that Puss In Boots film? You know that cat that's all "ooooOOOOO" when somebody says something bitchy? I'm totes like that cat. Fucking love it.

I'd be all over this shit.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:11, Reply)

THIS IS BREAKING NEWS!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:13, Reply)

ooooOOOO

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Haha, I bet you would.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:14, Reply)

is that what you call malicious muck spreading and gossip?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:12, Reply)

well whatever this girls doing is obviously that.
But there's nothing malicious about talking about new couples who you didn't expect to get together, or about "events". Or the new man your best mate is seeing and how he is in the sack.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Ask her if he shat in some bird's cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:10, Reply)

I wish I thought of that.
I might restart the guessing game and slowly move up to "did he shit if your cunt?"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:12, Reply)

If a guy shat in a girl's cunt
he'd be fucking dying to tell his mates. It's not that.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:14, Reply)

How would you steer the conversation to that point where it was relevant for you to dump that piece of info?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I don't know about you
but I'd burst into the pub and be all "guys, guys, shut the fuck up and listen to THIS"
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I reckon it'd be more like your telling the story
and getting louder and louder and then without you realising everyone else in the pub slowly stops talking and starts listening and you get to the end and you're almost standing up and you go "and I shit RIGHT in her cunt!" and then slowly look round and see everyone staring at you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:48, Reply)