You can have my degree if you want it.
It has been of no use to me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:25, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I don't honeslty think getting one will be a big boon or anything
I just feel like a massive failure cos I dropped out.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:28, Reply)

NO SERIOUS FEELINGS CHAT

( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:28, Reply)

soz

( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:28, Reply)

~Hugzorz~

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Why don't you save up for a professional qualification?
Better job prospects, and quicker and cheaper.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:29, Reply)

JOB PROSPECTS?
I might be DEAD by then
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:32, Reply)

but yeah, I dunno
I haven't decided what I want to do when I grow up yet
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Just get some obscure qualification that costs five grand and be a consultant.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I can consult the shit out of anything
But yeah no I didn't know about professional qualifications for some reason, I am shit at researching stuff.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:35, Reply)

could you consult a shit into a cunt?
i hear that's big business these days
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I can offer a wide range of consultancy services for a high powered fast paced delivery system for excrement into or around the vaginal area

( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I've clicked this so it lives on, out of context on the popular page

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Although arguably harder.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Not at all.
Quicker and these days, slightly cheaper than full time education.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)

What would you say are the top 5?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Not Optimus Prime.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:40, Reply)

i dun a click

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Depends what you want to do career wise.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:42, Reply)

YEAH - HARDER IN THE BOYS' SHOWERS!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:35, Reply)

this is silly point of view

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Yeah I know
Just how I feel innit
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Giant Michael Elphick lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Hi-Ho Silver!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I'm wasted on these imbeciles.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)

You are.
Bloody kids and their failure to remember shit that was on the telly before they were born.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Listen Jeff.
I've heard of Mozart and I'm not 300 years old.

That's right - I am comparing 'Boon' to the works of Mozart SO SUE ME.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:36, Reply)

It's a 'Rocky' road.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Oh come on
Boon was loads better than Mozart.
Mozart didn't even ride a motorbike.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Yeah he did.
Oh no hang on I'm thinking of Jesus Christ Superstar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:42, Reply)

It's that poor kid I feel sorry for.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Thanks tangles

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:45, Reply)

CHILD MURDERER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Not you, the one you hit after you skidded on your motorbike.
I don't care if that dustbin lid hurt you or not.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I got nailed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Never stood a chance.
And the poor wee lamb couldn't just give it a few days and then rise again like that SELFISH CUNT Jesus.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)

This ^^^^
I fucking hate people using the excuse "its before my time" FFS just about everything is before everyones time, you cant use it as an excuse for being a retard
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:40, Reply)

It's the most pitiful excuse for ignorance going.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:41, Reply)

What do you mean "World War"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:42, Reply)

World? War??

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)

In this case I use the excuse that it's really not fucking important and very obscure.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)

You wouldn't be where you are today without it old boy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:28, Reply)

EXACTLY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Same here.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)

LET'S ALL GIVE THEOBAN OUR SHIT DEGREES!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Sometimes I think about going into technical publishing or something
just so those four years and however many thousands of pounds won't have been completely wasted.

Then I think, well, it was parents' money, so fuck it. And then I don't feel bad anymore!
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:35, Reply)

I'd like to be a copyright lawyer (SOLICITOR FUCK OFF WEVS) so I can bang these scumbags up for TIME.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Giving up, Giving in.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:37, Reply)