My wife won a one hour photoshoot for me, her and the little one.
So that's saturday afternoon sorted. Then I'm actually going to meet some b3tans for ribs.

And on sunday my parents are coming for tea and I'm watching the divisional play offs.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:06, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Do you have a little one yet?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Shhh!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)

No.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Are you photographing "bump" then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:09, Reply)

No.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Thanks god for that, a friend of Mrs jesus has got up the duff with some cunt from Derby
and they did the tackiest and most horrible amateur shoot of her "bump" it made me feel sick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Did they draw a smile on it?
Or photogrpah her holding a coathanger?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)

he kissed it and you could see the flappy bit of skin growing on his eyelid
and there was him holding his hands to make a heart shadow on it, but it looked like a triangle made of fingers.

The whole thing looked like iot had been lit with warehouse lights
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Ewwww.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)

I know, fucking Derby. Cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)

So you are getting your lad out to be snapped

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)

No.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Is it at Venture? Where they make you run towrds the camera and lie on the floor and shit in front of a white backround?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I thought that was Gonz's house?
But no, it's at Snappy Snaps.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)

It normally is
Trouble is the pics are £100 afterwards
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)

This was my next point

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)

We get one free 5x7 picture.
And I think we can probably resist buying any more
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)

you might, once Mrs Al goes all dewy eyed, you'll not be able to resist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I'll make her take her credit card and I'll forget my wallet.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)

*finger guns*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:14, Reply)