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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hi there 'crazy gang'!!!!!!
It's me Monty I'm just wondering what you're up to this weekend? I'm not asking you along to what I'm doing, just being polite, do you see?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:57, 142 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Oh Monty, Thank you! Can't wait to join you and Lusty for curry. Sounds smashing.
I'll meet you at 5 yeah?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:58, Reply)
woah waitaminute, i didn't realise there was a curry bash

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:58, Reply)
There is *always* a curry bash.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)
again our invitation has been lost in the post, The Doveston

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)
i'm just trying to be friendly and i keep getting snubbed
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:02, Reply)
one day we'll get our own curry bash and they'll want to come and we'll say no

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Yeah hopefully ****** and that utter cunt ****** won't show up!!!

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)
HERE'S HOPING!

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)
god I hope so, I'm sick of their beakering.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Yeah ******* never fucking shuts up about *** ****** *************!
I mean get over yourself yeah?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:02, Reply)
:(

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Movie night tonight
Taking my old telly to the tip tomorrow as no one wants it.

Sunday is lunch and beers and maybe snow
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Top tip:
Leave it in the street. It will be gone within a few hours through the magic of 'gyppo'.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Not round my way, no one will want a CRT with dvd player
especially if it gets rained on
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Believe me, gyppos will.
They took a grubby old mattress with 'TO BE COLLECTED BY LBTH' written on it in black marker pen, by the next fucking morning.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)
This is the one useful thing about the theiving pikey cunts.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)
i have disposed of two bikes in this manner

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:06, Reply)
No Ex Girlfriend chat

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:32, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1828512
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Freecycle?

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I was going to do that, but someone at work said no one wanted theirs!
The tip is five mins away and the guys there will probably take it away to use.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:33, Reply)
We're gathering Saturday evening to play Munchkin cos we are cool kids
Sunday I'm taking the day off so I might shit in me bed all day
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)
I just googled that and I really wish i hadn't
-12 respect from Jesus
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)
SHUSH IT UP WE'RE DEAD COOL

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:02, Reply)
It's not a bad game, the space version is better.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:25, Reply)
We're just tentatively putting a foot in the card/board game waters so far
We've had a couple of games of Arkham Horror which were quite good, just trying things out so far.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Pub, football, pub.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)
I'm going to see Football United on Feb 2nd

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)
You fanatical Gooner.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:06, Reply)

er
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Eat, drink, sleep, shit football - that's me.
24-7, 365 - GOONER TIL I DIE
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I'll be oiling up my chainsaw to penetrate some wood
..and thinking of other ways to make my dull as ditchwater weekends sound more exciting
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:05, Reply)
My wife won a one hour photoshoot for me, her and the little one.
So that's saturday afternoon sorted. Then I'm actually going to meet some b3tans for ribs.

And on sunday my parents are coming for tea and I'm watching the divisional play offs.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Do you have a little one yet?

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Shhh!

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)
No.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Are you photographing "bump" then?

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:09, Reply)
No.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Thanks god for that, a friend of Mrs jesus has got up the duff with some cunt from Derby
and they did the tackiest and most horrible amateur shoot of her "bump" it made me feel sick
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Did they draw a smile on it?
Or photogrpah her holding a coathanger?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
he kissed it and you could see the flappy bit of skin growing on his eyelid
and there was him holding his hands to make a heart shadow on it, but it looked like a triangle made of fingers.

The whole thing looked like iot had been lit with warehouse lights
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Ewwww.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I know, fucking Derby. Cunts

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)
So you are getting your lad out to be snapped

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
No.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Is it at Venture? Where they make you run towrds the camera and lie on the floor and shit in front of a white backround?

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:07, Reply)
I thought that was Gonz's house?
But no, it's at Snappy Snaps.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)
It normally is
Trouble is the pics are £100 afterwards
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)
This was my next point

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)
We get one free 5x7 picture.
And I think we can probably resist buying any more
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)
you might, once Mrs Al goes all dewy eyed, you'll not be able to resist

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
I'll make her take her credit card and I'll forget my wallet.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
*finger guns*

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Off to new house tomorrow for more measuring/costing
Then financial advisor and finally a rental viewing on our house. I think you'll find this is both rock and indeed roll and I win the weekend game
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:06, Reply)
I told you to go the let to buy route...
Great that it's worked out for you.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I missed the last thread so - zombie apocalypse
A stapler and 1m long steel ruler, I'm fucking set me
Just noticed the staplers made by Rapesco
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Chompy's favourite office accessory suppliers

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Lolz

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)

As is my hole punch!

Tremendous news
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Off to a gin parlour for my friend's birthday tonight.
Curry with my parents for my mum's birthday tomorrow.
Haven't thought as far as Sunday yet.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:06, Reply)
MORE CURRY BASHES THE DOVESTON AND I AREN'T INVITED TO
Terrible bullying :(
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Soz. It's not me. It's just that my mum can't stand the pair of you.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:09, Reply)
I just said that her hat looked like it had fallen out of a strumpet's boudoir
I didn't mean she was a strumpet
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)
It was her favourite hat.
Dunno why she's so down on The Doveston though.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Welsh innit

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:14, Reply)
She is terribly racist.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:15, Reply)
'coons of the tin mines' I heard her say once

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:15, Reply)
that's cornwall, Coal Coons is the phrase you're looking for

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)
god her racism isn't just abhorrent but inaccurate to boot

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)
racists, the lot of them

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:15, Reply)
i'm gonna lose it soon

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:09, Reply)
No Bullying Chat

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Well start with no bullying then we can have no chat about the bullying

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Got the kids this weekend (sorry, touchy subject Monters)
so will spend most of the time taxiing them from one event to another.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:07, Reply)
It might be 'touchy' for you
most parents don't go in for that sort of thing
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Reverend Saville more like.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)
YEAH I HEAR YA

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:14, Reply)
*Unzips*
Repeat after me, "Our Father,..."
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:15, Reply)
"...mmph mmph mmph mmph...."

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:18, Reply)
haha

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Ninja'd

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)
It's my aniversary!

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)
You've been doing a stripper for 6 months?

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)
12 months

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
THAT IS AN ANNIVARSARY

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
No, that is an anniversary.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:15, Reply)
i was angry

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)
night on the homebrew and take away from bella Italia is it?

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Might have some of the homebrew she bought me for christmas, but mainly wine.
With slow cooked for beef bourguignon, dauphinouise potatoes fresh bread and something for dessert.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Beef bourgignon is briliant
if you can cook it the day before then leave it to cool then warm through, basically the longer the better. Also shin works brilliantly and is dirt cheap
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:20, Reply)
I plan to put it in the slow cooker saturday morning and leave it there until sunday night.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:21, Reply)
perfect, i am well jell
have you got her a pressie?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Not yet, might just get her flowers.
But then I don't have a vase in my flat...
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:23, Reply)
get her one of these, she's into high end gaming yeah?
www.hiddengarments.cn/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/controller-bracelet-white-with-silver-rings.jpg
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:27, Reply)
She is, but that is tacky as fuck.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:28, Reply)
How about this then
www.broadenedhorizons.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/500x/e5c3f25dbe2a3021345b55270d5894a1/w/i/wii_hat_composite_1/GimpGear-Wiimote-Head-Control-Hat-22.jpg
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:40, Reply)
THAT'S NOT AN ANNIVERSARY

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Chevron

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Bah, ruining cunts

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:19, Reply)
NO WEEKEND CHAT

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Not much.
Mainly having a few joints and shopping. Nice and quiet

Next weekend I turn 31 (sob) so have a few mates from home visiting for a right royal piss up.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Oh shit i always thought you were older, like 40 something
when we are almost the same age
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I type like an older person?!

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:46, Reply)
You know what I might get some weed.
I haven't had any for about 9 months.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Yeti's got Thai. £120/oz

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:33, Reply)
I want some now, got nothing on tomorrow night

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I'm more like "can I get an 1/8th please" don't care what it is.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Well The difference between that and crazy kidz weed is about £200

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:36, Reply)
a Henry as it's known in "drug circles"

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Man you are SO HIP.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Yes please.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:37, Reply)
It's superb.
Problem is, I have fallen out with Yetters over £35.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Is there anyone you are not in debt to?

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Me as far as I know.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Other way round ACTUALLY

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I don't know why you ask me, it's like you never listen,
after having last weekend off, I told you that I would be working the next 3 or 4 weekends straight. Fuck Monty, it's like you don't even care.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Will you be gay after that time?

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:29, Reply)
what?

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Really, don't bother

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:34, Reply)
3 or 4 weekends straight, then...

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:35, Reply)
FFS lokesy
shove your head in the oven, you're half baked
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:35, Reply)
well, good.
The answer is no, I will not be turning gay.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Can you at least just tidy yourself up a bit?

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:47, Reply)
I'm sorry darling I'm all over the place at the moment.
Forgive me x
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:30, Reply)
That's alright hon,
I understand, sorry I snapped.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Tomorrow I might be flat viewing again, but I can't remember
the flatmate is ruthlessly efficient and I can't recall what I have and haven't agreed to.

Sunday going for lunch with the folks and then going out with someone so laughably out of my league that I'm not even nervous as there's zero chance of a second.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:41, Reply)
You'll end up with a beautful one bed flat and she'll make you live under the stairs and you'll do it just in case she touches you winky again

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I swear she's sent about fifty links for me to approve in the last four days.
Some she's seeing herself and I'm viewing separately, some we're seeing together during the weekend, some next week. I'm all at sixes and sevens.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:49, Reply)
whereas you wnna be at sixes and nines!
Am I right, HUH HUH!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Be charming and witty and for fucks sake don't bang on about your arse or legs.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I'm far too polite to mention those
this piece of advice may be a couple of days too late
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:44, Reply)
You fucking idiot.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:48, Reply)
It's alright, I fixed the awkward pause by making fun of her for being Irish.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Would you say you " took the Mick"

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:57, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1828609
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)
A dummy for mini-Ape and micro-Battered
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=466769883359536&set=a.203487409687786.43837.203327903037070&type=1&theater
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I'm fucking Kate Middleton up the arse
Wills doesn't like to do it but she's a filthy bitch and every Sunday after church she invites a commoner to "smash ones back doors in"
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Pub tonight for a couple of beers after work.
Picking up Mrs V's birthday pressie tomorrow (a pic I've had framed), then pub to help her revise for her interview on Monday, her actual birthday.

I hope she gets the job.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:02, Reply)
What the role?
Is it concubine to prince william while kate is pregnant?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:03, Reply)
She's a surrogash olololol

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:04, Reply)
get out ->

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:04, Reply)
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