I've had an excellent rib-eye, am drinking a very presentable Shiraz
and just responded to a FB request for movie recommendations with "Anal Slut Gangbang IV".

Although I did point out that if they hadn't seen the first three it wouldn't make any sense.

What are you up to?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 20:43, 25 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

teach me how to live

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Drink.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:06, Reply)

i'm a recovering alcoholic

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Fall off the wagon

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 0:33, Reply)

I woke up after having a strange "hangover" dream.
I'm not entirely sure how I feel about someone using my brand new purple tupperware bowl as a potential vomit catcher.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Jan 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Listening to 2nd set of test pressings.
Bit stoned.
Alright lighty?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Yup
Football was disappointing, but steak and wine have mellowed me somewhat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:05, Reply)

alright tangles.
Second lot any good?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:06, Reply)

alright winders.
They do sound better, the recurring clicks on side a have gone.
My bandmate thinks there is still some noise in the left channel, but I can't tell.
Pub busy tonight?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:10, Reply)

ticking along yeah, not crazy.
First weekend for a while with no dick heads in. Nice and chilled. Trouble in town though it seems, been cop cars screaming toward the centre all night. Any big footy on or anything?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:13, Reply)

I wouldn't know if there was.
I was out in Birmingham last night and there was a big section of the city centre taped off where some blokes had been stabbed or something.
Fun times.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:19, Reply)

I read about that in the paper this morning.
They reckoned some young lad stabbed a couple of homeless.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:27, Reply)

It was two Big Issue sellers that were stabbed

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:57, Reply)

did you stab them CP?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 12 Jan 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Nope
I read it on the local news site.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 22:10, Reply)

I am still at work.
Nice crowd in tonight, and my brother popped in, which is nice.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:05, Reply)

you should have recommended Transsexual Babysitters 4.
It's much better.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:05, Reply)

I thought 3 was a bit of a letdown

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:06, Reply)

4 is the best of the series

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:12, Reply)

is that the pre-op-quel?

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:19, Reply)

but who's minding the baby?

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:20, Reply)

Bit more stoned now.
So I am curled up in bed listening to Four Tet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:52, Reply)

I quite like Four Tet
My techno producer mate reckons that Kieran Hebden is the emperor's new clothes though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 23:04, Reply)

Just had a rather good Chinese meal
Now I'm listening to (and trying to learn) 'I started out with nothin and I've still got most of it left' by Seasick Steve.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:59, Reply)

Anyone fancy a good Whitley Neill gin with Fevertree Mediterranean Tonic Water with ice and a thin slice of cucumber bought from the local farm?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 0:42, Reply)