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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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it is a sign of the feeble minded
it's snowing its arse off here. just as my dad is about to come out of hospital on crutches. fucking marvellous timing.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:32, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Get ready to video him going arse over tit; You've Been Framed will pay you £200.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:33, Reply)
If we're lucky he'll make her an orphan at the same time.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:33, Reply)
She'll be the lucky one; she'll inherit all his cash.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:35, Reply)
now now
anything al fathers will inherit a vegetable patch. and premature male pattern baldness.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:36, Reply)
and the same very best wishes to any mewling crotchfruit that your wife might spit out of her rancid loins

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:35, Reply)
She didn't taste rancid to me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Your not used to the taste of meat though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:43, Reply)
*click*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Are you up in South Manchester?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:33, Reply)
i was
and i will be shortly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:36, Reply)
You've been short for a long time though?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:38, Reply)
And fat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:38, Reply)
mr pot
the kettle has something to say to you...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:39, Reply)
See, you get how this phrase works
you should explain this to Captain Placid.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:40, Reply)
i'm 5'6"
i thought that was exactly average for a uk female? happy to stand corrected though (did you see what i did there)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Did you put on an orthopedic shoe?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:40, Reply)
i'd probably reach 5'8 if i did that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:40, Reply)

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