If it's any consolation, my sister was alone in her office once when everyone had gone for lunch
walking along she caught sight of her reflection in a window, this startled her and she tripped, knocked over a coat rack which fell and smashed a plate glass door worth many pounds.

when everyone came back she said the coat rack had been overloaded and fell by itself. She got away with it.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:23, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Until they reviewed the security tapes
and caught her masturbating on her desk.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:25, Reply)

I don't see how that would smash a plate glass door...
feel free not to speculate
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)

maybe she screamed too loudly...

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:27, Reply)

shut it "fingers and lube", i was trying to cheer you up!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)

it worked actually.
you did cheer me up.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Is everyone in your family a bit of a spaz?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)

apart from dad, yes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:29, Reply)

That poor bloke...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:30, Reply)

he does have a fairly "weather beaten" look going on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)

My upstairs neighbours shattered their plate glass door on NYE by skateboarding down their stairs.
Pricks.

Still not fixed and they've not told their landlord. Would be cheaper to just get a new non glass door.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:59, Reply)