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I have a tailored suit that I bought for my wedding. It's absolutely lush.
I went for a classic style instead of en vogue - a very straight-down-the-line cut.
The weird thing is, going to a tailor, you find out what a complete mutant you are. For example - I have a slightly dropped shoulder I was previously unaware of, but my posture is excellent. Everyone I've met who has been to a tailor says they have had a similar experience.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:30,
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i had a similar experience
Poor old Lokesy was ready to drive his bread van off beachy head after his initial fitting
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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You didn't wear a traditional morning suit to get married?
Pleb.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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Snob.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:32,
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Yes.
And before you ask, yes I do own a morning suit. No need to rent one.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:33,
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No. We got married in Vegas, by Elvis, the whole nine yards, and enjoyed every moment of it.
I wore a suit and hat, Mrs V a black and pink dress, and the dress code for the wedding party was black with a flash of hot pink. It was fantastic, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
Sadly, I'm still paying for doing it, and it was nearly a year and a half ago.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:33,
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How horridly vulgar.
I got married in a cathedral.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:34,
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It was more vulgar than Katie Price's crotchless knickers.
Great fun.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:38,
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they were normal knicker when she put them on
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:41,
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Well you should have listened to her at the time shouldn't you
She wouldn't still be nagging you if you'd remembered that there is no "U" in wedding
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:38,
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Remind me never, ever to say this to her.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:39,
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It's very hard to see how I could influence you to do so
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:40,
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subliminal bumming?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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There's a double 'U' at the start.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:41,
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I would never have worn a traditional morning suit to get married, as I used to have to wear one for work.
A well tailored suit looks far better than a hired morning suit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:34,
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a morning suit for work?
Pray do tell tanglefoot.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:42,
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he was a footman to the queen
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:44,
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Nothing exciting.
I worked in a hotel.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:44,
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bell boy zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I worked in a hotel for all of about 3 months. All I got was a poxy shirt with my name embroidered on it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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I agree...
When I went to a tailor he had to create extra room in the crotch*
*May contain lies, his words were "like an action man"
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:36,
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