sorry about this thread guys.
Also, the the lack of job stories makes me think you really are unemployed house whales pretending to be people.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:37, 8 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I think getting a job is fundamentally pretty boring that's all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I have been successful in gaining every job I have ever applied for, I think.
Nothing amusing or out of the ordinary has happened to me, or the people hiring me during the application process.
Soz.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:40, Reply)

QOTW is not the place for honesty tangles

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Well there was the time I worked as a talent scout for Select Models.
But you don't want to hear about my hiring and firing experiences there...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:42, Reply)

We all got jobs at 14 and have worked here in the steel mill ever since

( Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Could be worse, WP
at least it's not a thread by Nakers.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:42, Reply)

fuck you you french fuck

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:44, Reply)

How are you getting on with persuading Kroney to help you with your technical issues at home?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I don't mean the whole 'servicing your wife' thing btw.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I'd probably be more interested if you did.

( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:55, Reply)

i've given up
the french prick is too selfish to even pop over band plug in a wire or some shit

he's dead to me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I think we are all grateful for that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Small mercies, Tangles, small mercies.

( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Nah' man, I just kick ass at what I do, so never had a problem finding a job.
I once worked for complete and utter scum of a cab office though, if they firebombed the building with me and all the staff in it, even I would chawk that up for a win for humanity.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I certainly am.
Honestly, I come in here to escape from the tedious monotony of jobhunting, to find THIS.

Damn you, Windy Pig. Damn you to Hell.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:47, Reply)

You're up early today.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Your mum woke me up with her elephantine snoring.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:50, Reply)

That wasn't snoring. She was straining out a shit in to your cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Straining?
With *her* gaping arse?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:55, Reply)

You try getting a turd out of a prolapsed ringpiece. Oh actually, you know all about that already.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:56, Reply)

I got offered my current job at the interview.
No big story.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:47, Reply)