Les Miserables
But you knew I was going to say that. Definitely want to see Django also. I don't even think Quentin* is that big a twat.

*I'm EVEN MORE INTO FILM than Monty so we're on first-name terms, me and the big Q.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:47, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Not 'Shaving Ryan's Privates' then?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Seen it
"A brave, beautiful bukkake beast of a movie FIVE STARS" Paul Ross
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Schindler's Fist?
Romancing The Bone?
The Sperminator?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Harry Potter and the Philosophers Bone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Ejaculate Now

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Lock, Stock, and Two Spurting Cocks

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)

You're just flicking through your i-tunes aren't you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Free Willy
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy in my arse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)

excuse me?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Apocalypse Now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)

tenuous

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Scrotal Recall

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)

THEIF

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)

better...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Blown in 60 seconds

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)

He stole that one from me :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)

7 rides for 7 brothers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Fister Act.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)

New Jack Titty

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Winna

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)

www.listology.com/list/favorite-porn-titles-spoof-real-movies-or-shows
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)

yeah, not clickin that at wwork

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)

My Big Fat Cheek Spreading

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Pokeahotass

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Les Miserables is excellent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)

gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Fuck's sake AA even my mum said it's shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)

now she IS gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)

It's not for everyone, I agree
But considering your Mum is more manly than you, I wouldn't exactly says she was an authority on things like this.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)

gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I have to say that 'Les Mis' looks fucking dreadful
Morning mate. What's new?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Morning sir
Horse puns are what's new. I tried to weather the barrage on my Facebook yesterday with my usual equine nimity.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I was in the Tesco cafe yeaterday when the waitress asked if I wanted anything on my burger
I had a fiver each way
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Best one so far is
the photo of the self-service checkout with a horse sat on it captioned "Unexpected Item In Bagging Area"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I liked the mascarpone one

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I must have seen that 'unexpected item in bagging area' about a dozen times last night
Talk about flogging a dead...oh wait a minute.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)