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I saw a mini feature thing on Django Unchained and despite Tarantino* being one of the biggest pricks everI want to see it. So that's TWO films in a single year that I think look good.
What do YOU think looks good?
*people like me who are really into 'film' always call actors and directors by their surnames. It's what we do, yeah?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:41,
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You think that, do you?Ri-ight. OK.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:44,
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There's a mini heatwave here today; it's only -4.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:45,
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That's considered barbecue weather in Manchester.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:48,
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You know there's a typo in your question?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:49,
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Attention to detail is clearly impacted by long term drug use.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:51,
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I've heard that epilepsy drugs have a similar impact on growth in the adult male.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:54,
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Cognac consumption has a damaging effect on one's ability to manage money.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:55,
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I thought that Django looks good, too.I tell you what doesn't look good though - me at this time of the morning.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:49,
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It was reviewed on the radio the other day.The audience were shocked by the continual use of nigger, or the N word as they kept referring to it as. Tarantino claimed historical accuracy, but I'm sure they used to use terms like jigger-boo, pickerninnie, darkie and sambo back then too.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:50,
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And 'coon'.As a boy I always found references to Davy Crockett's 'coonskin cap' hilarious. We made our own fun back then not like these kids today with their 'SNES consoles'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:52,
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See also; jungle bunny, wog, etc.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:52,
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They don't sound very 19th CenturyMore like 1970 Love Thy Neighbour to me.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:55,
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Tarantino has been heavily influenced by Alf Garnet.\film magazine
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:59,
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A much misunderstood show, that one.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:02,
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I went to see some 'film' on Tuesday night.For added hipster prick status, it wasn't in a cinema but rather in an old church spire that is now a bar.*
It was excellent, so if you are into 'film' I can heartily recommend Strickland's Berberian Sound Studio.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:52,
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I've read some decent things about that.I bet's it's not as good as 'Time Bandits' though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:52,
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Is anything as good as Time Bandits?I thoroughly enjoyed it though and the music is great.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:56,
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Performance is as good, as is Live and Let Die and The Warriors but only those.Performance is 'Jagger's' strongest work to date.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:03,
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You Bet would have been more interesting with him(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:35,
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You should get a job at the BBC(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:38,
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I might start the kelly channelwith famous kellys recreating viewers' favourite scenes
"don't tell him lorraine!"
*Ned falls through the bar, DeForest makes a face*
and kelly brooks doing a poo on the blue peter set
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:43,
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I would watch that night and day.GLUEY FOR DIRECTOR GENERAL!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:44,
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The problem with Performance is that it always makes me want to take loads of drugs.And then have a bath with Anita Pallenberg.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:28,
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She's a bit grim these days(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:31,
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A former heroin addict, in her late 60s looks grim?You do surprise me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:33,
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Your desire to bathe with one doesn't surprise me, though(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:38,
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The problem with gettig up each morning is that it always makes me want to take loads of drugs.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:47,
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Time Bandits is the only film that you can watch anytime you likeIt's guaranteed to be playing on one of the channels at any given time of day.
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Peej, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:27,
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Is bar* a special type of baror are you waiting until you can post your footnote at the end of the thread?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:16,
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Ah yeah, there was going to be a footnote and then I couldn't be arsed.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:30,
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Morning allAnyone get squished yesterday?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:00,
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RIP Quentin 4EVAINRHARTZ(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:01,
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I did genuinely worry about scarpe yesterday as he posts a lot of photos on FB from around thereAlso, one of our sites is in the next street.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:02,
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Scarpe was miles away; in Bargain Booze on the Old Kent Road.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:04,
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He was just bending over to put a bottle of gin up his jacksie....(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:06,
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Gin enema; best of all the enemas. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:08,
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The 'ginema', if you will AAHAHAHAHAHA(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:08,
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I often do that with Directors, yes.Not much with actors though.
There are several films I'm looking forward to this year, the new Star Trek being on of them.
Supposedly Django is very good, my housemate managed to get a copy of it. Might watch that later on, actually. I watched The Man with the Iron Fists a couple of weeks back, that was excellent.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:09,
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I started watching Midnight Express last night.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:10,
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That film is relentlessly grim isn't it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:13,
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Pretty harsh.I was going to watch The Road, but wanted something more brutal.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:15,
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The two most brutal films I've seen are Snowtown and City Of GodBoth very hard going, but fucking excellent films.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:18,
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I want to watch that Iron Fists film as a matter of urgency.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:12,
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SEE TOLD YOU(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:13,
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Have you seen Iron Sky?I very much enjoyed it, apart from the black actor 'whiting up'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:18,
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I also told Monty to watch thisMoon Nazis best EVAH
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:19,
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I watched it on xmas day. Really put me in that festive mood.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:21,
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What are you still doing up?Aint it about your bed time?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:22,
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Had to take the boss out to an early doctor's appointment.Might as well stay up now.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:25,
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Not yet.I expect it to be another lazy film where the Nazis are portrayed in a negative light.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:30,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:12,
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If Lokesy made a film it'd go down very well.I reckon it would win the PALM D'OR!!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:28,
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Not if the acting is Hammy(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:28,
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hahahahaha!On your head be it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:30,
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is this a horse pun?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:32,
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Nay**SAID ALOUD IT SOUNDS THE SAME AS 'NEIGH' WHICH IS WHAT HORSES DO, DO YOU SEE?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:34,
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He got on lamebook with a picture of some burgers on his pillow and a caption about cheap mafia(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:26,
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I don't know what to think about movie 43the trailers look awful, but the idea sounds alright
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:25,
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Sounds like Kentucky Fried Movie from the descriptionI should watch that again.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:37,
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I downloaded it for free off the internets to do my part in killing the film industryWho wants a copy?
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Peej, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:26,
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buut the film industry charge to much and have a bad business model where only 5% of films made make a profit(
Peej, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:29,
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But young film makers never get a chance because people download their films for freeImagine if this happend in the 70's there would have been no star wars or alien
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Peej, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:30,
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Well maybe if the film industry charged a realistic price instead of charging loads to make up for all the loss making movies more people would buy them(
Peej, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:31,
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Imagine that!How on earth would you get names for your kids then EH????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:31,
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STOP PUTTING BLOCKBUSTER OUT OF BUSINESS!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:32,
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Poor old Bob Holness(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:33,
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But enough about your sex life.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:39,
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How was your hotel room asphixywank last night?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:40,
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Nonexistent. I decided to have a couple of glasses of red wine instead.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:47,
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I downloaded a copy of HMVand now look what's happened.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:30,
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I watched "Dredd" last night. It was average(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:33,
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I'd rather listen to some Judge Dread.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:34,
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I watched 'John dies at the end'Excellent film 10/10. Can't understand why it didn't go on cinema release.
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that's the twist, he dies in the first sceneSo will you be picking up your new flat rate pension today?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:40,
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I picked up the book on a casual recommendation ages agoand was extremely pleased with it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:39,
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I 'll read the book now I've seen the filmWish I'd read it first. Anyone know if they'll be making a film of 'This book is full of spiders'?
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I imagined that it would be DREDDFUL AHGAHAHAHAHAHAHGHHGHGGHG(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:45,
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You are on fire today!and by that I mean I wish you were on fire today
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:46,
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Cardboard boxes burn through quickly though.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:49,
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So what's your review then?I downloaded the e-book of the last book in the Wheel of Time Series - it's out in hardback but the e-book isn't out until April. It's like they're begging me to pirate.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:34,
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Les MiserablesBut you knew I was going to say that. Definitely want to see Django also. I don't even think Quentin* is that big a twat.
*I'm EVEN MORE INTO FILM than Monty so we're on first-name terms, me and the big Q.
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Not 'Shaving Ryan's Privates' then? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:49,
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Seen it"A brave, beautiful bukkake beast of a movie FIVE STARS" Paul Ross
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Schindler's Fist?
Romancing The Bone?
The Sperminator?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:53,
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Lock, Stock, and Two Spurting Cocks (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:55,
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You're just flicking through your i-tunes aren't you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:56,
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Free WillyTinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy in my arse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:57,
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THEIF(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:57,
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He stole that one from me :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:58,
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7 rides for 7 brothers(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:59,
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New Jack Titty(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:03,
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www.listology.com/list/favorite-porn-titles-spoof-real-movies-or-shows
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Fuck's sake AA even my mum said it's shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:52,
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It's not for everyone, I agreeBut considering your Mum is more manly than you, I wouldn't exactly says she was an authority on things like this.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:56,
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I have to say that 'Les Mis' looks fucking dreadfulMorning mate. What's new?
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Morning sirHorse puns are what's new. I tried to weather the barrage on my Facebook yesterday with my usual equine nimity.
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I was in the Tesco cafe yeaterday when the waitress asked if I wanted anything on my burgerI had a fiver each way
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Best one so far isthe photo of the self-service checkout with a horse sat on it captioned "Unexpected Item In Bagging Area"
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I liked the mascarpone one(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:28,
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I must have seen that 'unexpected item in bagging area' about a dozen times last nightTalk about flogging a dead...oh wait a minute.
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I'm not a fan of taradangadingdong*, his only alright film was the pulp fiction one, the rest are dull drawn out long pieces of poo.He always incists on doing tediously long speaking scenes.
* That's what us who are in his inner circle call him.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:57,
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This is incorrectReservoir dogs is excellent, Dusk till Dawn is hilarious and Inglorious Basterds has one of the most tense scenes ever committed to film in it.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:59,
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Yeah I was all like “Fassbender that’s not how you do three in german”(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:02,
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he was brilliant i thoughtThe Jew Hunter however made the film, constrained evil and violence
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:03,
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If a Chompy was cross your door step,Would you greet him with a saucer of your delicious milk?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:12,
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I agree on the tedium in partsKill Bill was especially guilty of that, especially with Lucy Liu insisting on speaking English to a group that didn't understand it, fucking mental.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:01,
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That is Tarantino's greatest skill though, writing long pieces of dialogue that seem almost pointless, but suck you into the charactersSee: tipping scene in reservoir dogs, jew hunter and french peasant in Inglorious, gold watch scene Pulp Fiction and the best one Dennis Hopper V Christopher Walken in True Romance
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:06,
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That was fucking brilliantRight now you got me in a vendetta kinda mood
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Alright fanboy put your cock away.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:07,
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Actually i surprised myself writing that!i am someone who owns no dvds at all, not really that into film, but it was an easy argument to make
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:08,
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I liked Kill Bill but then I would.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:06,
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- Pacific Rim
- Star Trek: Into Darkness
- The Wolverine
- X-Men: Days of future's past.
- Iron Man 3
- Captain America 2
- Thor 2
- Guardiens of the Galaxy
- Avengers 2
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:59,
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So all the comic book adaptations then?I always think these blockbusters should come out in the wineter, not the summer. Who wants to sit inside on a nice sunny day?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:02,
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I reckon an outdoor picturehouse would be wicked in the summer, a tempoary one.Where you can smoke and get pised.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:13,
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They do that at Somerset House don't they?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:14,
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Yeah', they should do more of it though, all over the show.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:15,
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It's a shame you don't live closer, we could go picture house together.I couldn't get on with the book, but I really wanna see Cloud Atlas too.
Basicly, if blog.io9.com talks about it in it's Morning Spoilers, I want to see it, with the exception of about half the telly stuff.
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