Just push me into the canal when I'm gone, I won't be there to appreciate a big funeral.
Also it'll provide a nice little puzzler for plod. Might fuck up some narrowboat cunt's day too.

Alt: No, all the obituary we need is expressed by a tiny icon.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:57, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I want to be buried at sea.
Just to give my wife something difficult to arrange; it'll keep her mind off her grief.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:06, Reply)

More fool you when it turns out to be piss easy for sea burials

( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:07, Reply)

It's not that difficult to get buried at sea, is it?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Certainly not with Battered
His wife can just drop a holdall off the side of a channel ferry.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Sack, bricks, pier - job done.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Dunno, probably a bit more to it that simply phoning the local Co-op funeral parlour.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:14, Reply)

www.funeralinspirations.co.uk/information/Burial-at-Sea.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:20, Reply)

1) Fall in water
2) Wait

nah, should be simple enough
( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:19, Reply)

You just gotta fly a couple of planes into some buildings

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Like the Vikings?
Off to Valhalla where raping and pillaging is encouraged.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:02, Reply)