but e-mails don't physically exist?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I print all of my emails

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:48, Reply)

...

( Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:49, Reply)

I like to have physical copies, just in case
at any rate it means i can file them properly instead of looking through a massive inbox
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:50, Reply)

you stupid fucking prick
The fuck is wrong with you?
(quintsy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:52, Reply)

I like how we said the same thing in different ways.

( Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:52, Reply)

he's a liar, nobody prints their emails
This is the worst trolling ever
(quintsy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:55, Reply)

If anybody prints out their emails, it's Nakers.

( Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:55, Reply)

and replies to them all by post

(quintsy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:57, Reply)

with the envelope addressed to the email address

(quintsy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:57, Reply)

and a drawing of a 'therd clarse' stamp

(quintsy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:59, Reply)

I'm not Gonz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:59, Reply)

I strangled this border terrier FOR NOTHING?

(quintsy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:03, Reply)

I thought it worked quite well
You both jumped straight in the deep end
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:56, Reply)

If I were you, I'd be concerned
that absolutely everybody was well prepared to believe you were this stupid.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Well given he can't tell an RJ11 from an RJ45
or an aerial socket from his ringpiece, it's perfectly believable.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:00, Reply)

O_o

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Food for thought, ain't it?
Time to start drinking and never stop.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Just in case of what?
File properly how? You mean alphabetically or by date? Yeah, it's a shame email can't do that. Much better to print them all out and put them in a massive metal filing cabinet.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:52, Reply)

You just don't give a shit about the trees do you Nakers?
You really are a prick.
( wanderlust, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:53, Reply)

I had no idea this was naked ape
Thanks, montyhole
(quintsy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:56, Reply)

The paperless office is still a pipe-dream

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Are you sure one copy is enough?
Maybe you ought to print out a second and store them in an off-site location?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:55, Reply)

I might laminate them as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:57, Reply)

There is at least a point to this.
After all, you can't always subtely take your laptop to the bogs for an angerwank.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Is that why I always get funny looks?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:59, Reply)

It's not good for the keyboard, either

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Even I'm fucking astonished by this.
And I encounter world-class idiocy on an almost hourly basis
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Oh, you're trolLOLing.
fair does.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:57, Reply)

So much anger and indignation on the internet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:59, Reply)

There's an "r" in the month
what do you expect?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:00, Reply)

you see yourself in the mirror every hour?
ZING!
(quintsy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:59, Reply)

SICK





BURN
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Oh, ouch.
you burnt me good, q. burnt good.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:02, Reply)

This burn was so fierce that I got a sympathy burn :(

( Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:03, Reply)

sorry for harshing the thread guys, hope this helps
www.chelwest.nhs.uk/services/surgery/burns-service
(quintsy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)

I can only assume that Nakkers is joking here
Not even he can be that big a flid.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:57, Reply)

I printed out an email once
we should be friends
( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:02, Reply)

WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP? BUTTERCUP BABY< JUST TO LET ME DOWN> LET ME DOWN

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