yes, both my grandparents on one side had open caskets for some catholic reason i think
it's not fun because you really don't want to go in and see it, but it feels disrespectful not to, given that it's right there. also when i went in, my uncle was standing there with this woman who said accusingly, "oh so YOU'RE rachelswipe. you played with my daughter at your uncle's wedding when you were 7, and now you're a city lawyer and she's a heroin addict in liverpool women's prison."

riiiight. that's hard enough to answer as it is, but with your grandma's corpse lying between the 2 of you? surreal as you like.

alt: i have a brown rice itsu veg pot. which is tasty and healthy-ish for a fast food option, but i'm always hungry a couple of hours after one. annoying.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:02, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

See, it was your fault she became a smack head.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:04, Reply)

this was the problem with the situation
all smart-alec comments are inappropriate in the presence of a corpse, it seems
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)

It's like the prince and the pourpure.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:10, Reply)

But smells nicer?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:15, Reply)

the woman my dad is seeing bought me a lovely bag of winter pot pourri from the white company for christmas
now the flat smells all spicy and orangey. but the problem is, i hate her. so actually the flat smells of hate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:20, Reply)

s+ e
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:20, Reply)

hats?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:23, Reply)

shat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:24, Reply)

She clearly hates you if she gave you pot pourri
or she thinks you are a pleb
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:21, Reply)

are a pleb fucking stink to high heaven
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:23, Reply)

hey, i googled it
that shit was about £20
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:24, Reply)

pot pourri is one step above doilies for fucks sake

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:26, Reply)

it smells nice though
i don't care if it makes me OLD
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:29, Reply)

it makes you a bungalow living cat spinster, with a purple shawl the same colour as the veins on your thighs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)

i remember when we used to be friends :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:38, Reply)

shall we kiss and make up?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:45, Reply)

and in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:47, Reply)

And to think the situations could've been reversed if only her daughter hadn't played with you.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:04, Reply)

fuking lezza's

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Were it not for a quirk of fate
swipey could even now be getting violently dildo-raped by a scouser whilst in the middle of a vicious smack withdrawal.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:09, Reply)

that's some people's idea of foreplay

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:12, Reply)

*makes notes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:15, Reply)

someone said I was looking thin over the weekend , specifically she said "thin in the face"
i'm not sure this was a compliment and also I'm now worried that i have bowel cancer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:04, Reply)

She just meant that you're so fucking fat elsewhere
your face looks small.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)

thanks for clarifying

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:06, Reply)

ukefaceli

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:08, Reply)

thin in the face
thick in the head
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:08, Reply)