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A HGV reversing into my wife’s car last Monday (which I had borrowed)
Me managing to get on the popular page no less than 3 times \o/
Alt: I didn't bother bring any money or cards with me to work and have realised that I only have vapour left in the tank, I hope it gets me home.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:26,
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Fucking hell, who lent you the HGV then?
That a pretty dramatic way to attempt murder on your wife.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:29,
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It was a vapour attempt if you ask me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:31,
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Worst thing is I borrowed hers because of the snow and I was going to be office based all day
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:32,
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You tried to kill your wife with her own HGV?
Christ mate that is pretty mean.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:33,
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It's not easy being Chris Eubank
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:36,
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Wearing a monocle cos you daren't ask for "thpectaclth"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:38,
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Imth Chwith Eubankth and steampunkth wath my idea
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:40,
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I like this
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:41,
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The thelf thtyled Mayor of Brighton?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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At Theven it'th Sugth with Thethilia
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:41,
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it's OK, there's no way it'll take longer
and more petrol to get home in the snow and traffic jams
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:29,
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Turning Japanese lolz.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:30,
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I don't think so
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:31,
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