Evening thread for sad wankers?
I'm happy today, are you happy today?

Alt: why not?

AltAlt: homunculus is a good word, even if I can't spell it. what word do you like today.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:35, 76 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm happy every day.
It's my reward for being awesome.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Excellent, keep it up shambles.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Thank you for your support.
I intend to.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:10, Reply)

my word of the day is either sempiternal or ignominious.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:38, Reply)

I'm sorry, but you must be this tall
*points to line 5'9" high on the wall* to participate in this thread.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:49, Reply)

I'm tired.
I don't have a favourite word of the day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)

hey Cq,
I'm good thanks.

Altalt: Taradiddle.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:09, Reply)

I like all sorts of diddleling

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Nice word windyman.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:24, Reply)

I only heard it the other week.
It pleases me for some reason.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Quite happy today, thanks for asking
Alt: see above
AltAlt: Phenomenal
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:13, Reply)

did I hear correctly that you now have a love life?
if so, congrats.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Old news I'm afraid
Been together seven years!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:26, Reply)

sorry, I misread you as Cavy for some reason
as you were
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Doo doooo, de doo doo...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:26, Reply)

I am well as I have had some of that there beer, also I have curry that is almost ready
On the other hand I'm aiming to get to work for 7:30 tomorrow which will be a bit shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:13, Reply)

I like the word obsequious

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:14, Reply)

I'm toying with the idea of working from home tomorrow.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Good sometimes, can send you stir crazy though
Find a pub with wifi and do some work from there as well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:18, Reply)

I'm probably going to have to again.
Roads into the office are still closed. I'm hoping my boss has the good sense to cancel Wednesday evening's meeting that's being held in the middle of nowhere. So far he hasn't grasped that the caterer has been snowed in all day and has been unable to get out to get the supplies in, nor that every single route into the village has been blocked with snowdrifts for the last two fucking days.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Why the early start?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Fucking busy innit and I want to get stuff out to clients before the start of the day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Rory seems to have provided a more detailed reply.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Did you know that if you've made a stew type of thing and somehow massively over salted it
A few chunky slices of raw potatoe will help to temper the saltiness
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:15, Reply)

Cheers Jesus
that's really helpful, I often oversalt stuff.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Pleasure, anything else I can help with?
Leprosy, fish multiplication and resurrection being specialities of mine
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:29, Reply)

not that I can think of.
unless you know how to banish a short scotsman...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:45, Reply)

I'm currently angry, trying to plan a freaking Birthday party for my friend and myself but it is proving to be ridiculous
altalt I like turret but I always like that word
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Make sure you order balloons.
It'll be a rubbish party without any.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:23, Reply)

oh okay

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:24, Reply)

And get some party bags as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:24, Reply)

we don't even have a venue, it's getting ridiculous
$500 to rent the room no outside food or drinks but we can discuss water tea and lemonade prices
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Can't you get a bar to let you venue free
Subject to a minimum bar spend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:27, Reply)

O_O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:27, Reply)

This is my cum face btw

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:28, Reply)

careful your eyeballs don't fall out

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:28, Reply)

thought it look familiar

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:28, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:29, Reply)

My post seems to be missing several words.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:29, Reply)

technically in Virginia we don't have bars
only restaurants
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:28, Reply)

Sorry what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:29, Reply)

Virginia sounds a bit shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:30, Reply)

No bars, but you can buy automatic weapons!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:31, Reply)

Just shooting up the shops.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:32, Reply)

Some bars will rent for free if you promise a minimum spend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Kick her in the cunt, steal her wallet and use it to buy rum, job done

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:25, Reply)

alright CQ
I'm quite chipper today. Only 9 working days till I start my new job, woohoo!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:31, Reply)

so 10 days until you
hate your job
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:32, Reply)

Congrats matey.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Altalt: pissflaps.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Get thee booked in for Brizz!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:40, Reply)

On the case.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Raddison, less than ninety sheets for a double.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:42, Reply)

£70 in their 'sale'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:44, Reply)

oh man
Wilf is deleting posts again.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 21:02, Reply)

in fact
He's put me on 2.0 again.

Time to up the dose of the SSIDs again.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 21:04, Reply)