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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've been here all morning and the guy in the stores still hasn't managed to bring me the Long Weight I was sent down for :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:38, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
BANTER!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:39, Reply)
TOP LAD

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:42, Reply)
tut, what a time waster.
What about the sky hooks I asked you to get me? have you at least managed to get that?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:39, Reply)
They'll sellout of tartan paint before you get the chance to buy any.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)
FUCK YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)
haha, genuine loungeoom lols.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:41, Reply)
It's living room sweetheart

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:42, Reply)
we call it a loungeroom.
I just forgot the R.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:42, Reply)
You dont know your Rs from your elbows

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)
sadly this is true.
I knock both into objects with embarrassing frequency.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Sitting room.
Pleb.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:42, Reply)
It's "sitting room" you fucking pleb.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:43, Reply)
erm
"morning room" or "parlour", my good man.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)
A man puts in oak flooring
and suddenly he thinks he's the Earl of Devon.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Not sure what the parlour flooring is
I'll have to ask the gardener when he's finished trimming the topiary.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)
it doesn't count if it's just a layer of absorbant oak shavings

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)
ANDREW MARR!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:43, Reply)
*strokes*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Loser.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:41, Reply)
LOL TARTAN PAINT

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Can you get me a bucket of steam please?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:42, Reply)
sure, put your head over this boiling water pot.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Refreshing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:43, Reply)
+ Headlight fluid

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:43, Reply)
My mate
once sent an apprentice to stores for a replacement "8 foot fallopian tube"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:43, Reply)
pffft.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:43, Reply)
We got the apprentice with left-handed stapler

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:43, Reply)
one of the old ladies at work (a customer) got me with saying she was going to do the "pier to pub" and that I was a disgrace for not going in it myself.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)
nedflanderslolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

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