you can damn well answer them anyway...
so i managed to order 21 jars of jalapenos instead of 2 last night due to an ipad related typo
stupid ipad. what was your last epic fail?

alt: what can i cook with 21 jars of jalapenos?

altalt: best headline you've ever seen? i'm still going with "elton finally takes david up the aisle".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:25, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

make them into a smoothy and give someone you don't like an enema

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:27, Reply)

NOMINATE: GREGGSHAT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:32, Reply)

it would be shat after drinking that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Lots of mexican food

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Odd you should mention that.
The Doris was watching 'Corrie' last night (some sort of northern fly on the wall type documentary it was). And some bloke who looks like Nigel Havers changed a restaurant order from 5 boxes of olives to 500. He's a wrong un.

It was at that point I opened a beer, I have no idea what the fallout from that deliberate act of sabotage will mean going forward.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:31, Reply)

that you drank her beer?
i am guessing that would be the outcome
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:33, Reply)

altalt: this one -
soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=337901&cc=5739
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:35, Reply)

marvellous

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Hahahahaha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:40, Reply)