Just got an email from payroll
my bonus will be deposited in my account on the 25th. Woohoo!

I should buy something silly with it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:00, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

get a pony

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:01, Reply)

This certainly fulfills the criterion.

( Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:04, Reply)

i like to help

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I wonder if they do RealPony sex dolls for bestialists
I might not google that at work, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:07, Reply)

I have a more reckless approach to googling at work:
www.modernprimate.com/childhood-ruined-the-my-little-pony-sex-doll/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:11, Reply)

not cliken that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)

How much is it?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:01, Reply)

enough for a pony hopefully

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:03, Reply)

6K

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Mine's a pint, boss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)

of diamonds

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:07, Reply)

s white
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Ew

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Put it all in an isa

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)

ROCK AND ROLL!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)

He'll still have £360 left over, could buy a telly with that.
And he'll get £160ish every year he keeps it in there as tax free interest. If he does it every year, in seven years he'll get over a grand tax free every year. And still be able to get all the money out.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)

yeah, but he wants to spend it on something silly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)

I think blowing £360 on myself is about as silly as I'd want to be.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:19, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1838276
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:20, Reply)

What would you spend 6k on NA?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:22, Reply)

300000 miles of ethernet cabling

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:23, Reply)

To use to try to buy forum friends.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)

hahahahahaa
you git
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Duane Eddy's less successfully updated cover

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)

or the new online proclaimers album

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)

I dunno, a second hand JCB maybe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)

For your cableing?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)

I'll weld on some metal plating and go on a rampage probably
but I'll do it somewhere like Warrington, so no ones notices
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)

truth is i would save it, or pay off some mortgage
i might keep a grand for a new bed though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)

£360 on
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:22, Reply)

stocks and shares ISA, not cash.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Or even better, geta flock of goats
they'll pay for themselves in milk within a year or so, then BOOM profit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I may have difficulty housing them
since I'm currently in a 5th floor one bedroom apartment.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Goats are excellent climbers.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:07, Reply)

this is why i suggested them instead of sheep or cows
they could live on the fire- escape and come in at night.

It would also reduce heating bills, it's win win!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)

They could balance on the decorative stonework on the outside of the building
milking them then becomes fairly tricky, however.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)

train them to milk each other

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)

ewww, nakers wants goat porn

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:11, Reply)