Somebody needs to give me a lasting cure for this crippling nob-rot I've got. That'd be a huge help.
Alt: As sad as it is, a Fischer CD case for my old Golf. They're really rare and all the scene dicks go crazy for them.

I mean, sure, I've got some stuff from my dead father. Awards from the Met for bravery etc, but no fucker wants to buy those off me. That CD case gets me serious props, man.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i can't believe you've still got that manky old shitheap
swap it for a shiny
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I haven't!
But I'm going to get another and have the thing completely rebuilt, aside from the shell.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

get a shiny
you'll spend less on the monthly finance than you do on that crapola
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Bravely kicking suspects down the stairs to the cells, bravely sitting on his arse when he was suppoded to be investigating crimes.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)

He pulled two people from a burning car wreck.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)

And then karate chopped some ninjas.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Felt guilty about setting it alight, did he?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I suppose he did, after a fashion.
Couple of car thieves, he was passenger in the car chasing. They tried to take a corner too fast and rolled it. Petrol line split etc.

No huge Hollywood explosion, though.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Just because they were black and in a car doesn't make them thieves.
Typical met.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:55, Reply)

No, but being black and running from the law does.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Stephen Lawrence was driving, and Damilola Taylor was the passenger.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Just a stab in the dark(ie)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I like both these replies

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:25, Reply)