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NEW THREAD JUST FOR JEFF!If you could spend the night with Katy Perry, would you feel dirty in the morning, due to the Brand connection?
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I have Coca-cola lipglossWell, lipbalm, anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:07,
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You gonna head to the mecca of the west country next month for a pint?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:08,
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Finances permittingThere's a lot on, money-wise, in the next few weeks.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:09,
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I'd only spend the night with her if I could fold Brand up and stuff him inside with his forehead just within annoying prodding distance of her almost certainly surgically enhanced twatlips.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:14,
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Two inches then?AHAHAHAHAHAHASMALLPENISJOKE
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:14,
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I'd fuck her mum then tell her that she liked it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:14,
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I heard her mum was really a man and used to be in Saved By The Bell.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:17,
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I feel a bit dirty after reading this subthreadwhere Lokesy discusses with Cavy which piece of music he'd like to have sex with her to
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1840924
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:24,
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I never really think of Lokesy as a sexual being and now I know I never will.(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:39, Reply)
Cavy, on the other hand, considers every human with a penis to be a sexual being.Even Wilf.
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Last night I had a dream that I pulled a segment of tomato out of my noseWhat does it mean?
YM and "because you touch yourself" are not applicable answers, either singularly or in combination.
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Had you pushed any tomatoes up your nose the previous day?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:01,
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You shoved a whole vine up his arse last week. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:05,
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You know the rulesNo face pics.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:14,
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Fucks sakeWho asked dozer about his course?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:16,
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Anti-cancer drugs.Dozer is dying, Nakers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:19,
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:((((what happened to the fluffy evenings?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:22,
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Total Request Live?I didn't know taht was still going
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:24,
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I'm so far from fluffy, I'm even having a Star Wars argument with Bobby on fb.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:24,
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has he not died from type 2 diabetes with neck beard infection complications?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:24,
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i bet his ghost has so much mass as to be actually solida bit like Jupiter
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:26,
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EwwwStop thinking about Bobby's body, b3th.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:33,
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I bet your forehead has a bellend growing out of it.And pubes trimmed into a Wilf Lunn 'tache.
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ha!It's quite rawk heavy as i used to leave it running and not used it in years, there's loads of gay "liquid druma and bass" type of stuff cos it's good to work to as well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:42,
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AA will be furious that I posted his match.com photo.Oh well.
I don't mind a bit of liquid DnB, High Contrast and London Elektricity have done some decent mixes. Prefer my DnB darkside though.
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for the purpose of this analogy it is, mkay?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:33,
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Strikethrough that says you're a bent spastic(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:23,
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Fingers crossed you are.More quickly than everyone else.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:23,
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Sorry you had to find out this way, dozer.Soz.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:20,
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don't worry, I had to tell AA he was dying earlier this week(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:20,
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it's cancer of the cockwhich is ironic, because I had the radium fuel rod in my arse, not up my jap's eye.
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so tangles yeah, is that Mo Wax record good?I have some later DJ Krush tracks, and the Major Force box set.
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S'alright.There's a couple of dull acid jazz tracks and a couple of good tracks.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:30,
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Dull acid jazz is a rather tautologous statement, no?This is the best Mo Wax compilation: www.discogs.com/Various-Headz-A-Soundtrack-Of-Experimental-Beathead-Jams/master/79355
And this one has some great tracks and a couple of dull acid jazz ones:
www.discogs.com/Various-Mo-Wax-Compilation-Royalties-Overdue/release/1994940
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I'll click those links when I'm posting from a computer.Cheers.
Cheers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:35,
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Piers Morgan looking all sexy.Fuck, I've not done gay sex since the 90s, but I'd get right back in the saddle for him.
Fuck yes.
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I said I'd do Piers Morgan.It's written on QOTW, therefore it must be 100% true.
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Sometimes the things I type on here are made up just for shits and giggles.Sometimes they are 100% true.
I can neither confirm nor deny which is which, soz.
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all that chlorine exposure must have effected him on a cellular level(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:20,
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I don't get the appeal of it if I'm honest(
broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:36,
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also bored of grinding my teeth now, bleh shit coke(
broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:49,
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How the fuck do people get addicted to this shit? It's awful(
broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:55,
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