I don't like beans on a plate
Cos they infect everything, instead of enjoying beans then enjoying other foods, you just get a plate of bean flavoured shite. They should come in a separate bowl.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:46, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Same with Egg though.
Stop moaning and get it DAHHHN yaahh
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Beans should be nuked from orbit
It's the only way to be sure.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Egg's safe!
You just cut the white bits off until you get a square that includes the yolk, and eat that in one go
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:53, Reply)

the yellow goes on the bacon, the white can get to fuck

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:54, Reply)

But then you'd have sticky bacon

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:56, Reply)

you dip Theo, DIP

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)

But how can you enjoy each element unless you eat them individually?
MADNESS
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:58, Reply)

My preferred method is to pile a bit of each item onto the fork and enjoy a combination of flavours and textures.
I also like to try different combinations.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:00, Reply)

didn't think quorn had that many different textures

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:02, Reply)

It is different from the textures of eggs or mushrooms or beans.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:09, Reply)

but they're the worst bits of the meal, they're the bits you eat through to get to the bits you really want

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Not when you have veggie sausages or bacon.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Surely there's other ways you can self flagellate without eating that nonsense?
Just whip yourself a bit instead, that'll do the job, then you can have proper soss
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:17, Reply)

This is also in the spirit of the question.
Good work Theobano you mentaller.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)