After he'd explained 'who' he was wearing.
He then led me around the bar pointing out the various whiskeys available and making jokes about each one being a ten year old boy or something.
We spent the rest of our date snogging intensely.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:36, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I other news.
I'm now the owner of an electronic cigarette.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:41, Reply)

why?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:43, Reply)

I thought it might be a way of cutting down on/giving up cigarettes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:44, Reply)

So you can increase your nicotine intake?
Or are you trying to give up smoking?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:44, Reply)

I just want to smoke on trains.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:44, Reply)

I hope you upset some militant non-smokers.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Me too.
I usually upset the militant 'won't wank on trains' group, so this'll be a whole new group to annoy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Haha
Some people are such prudes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Yeah.
Apparently I made too much noise for the 'quiet' carriage. Even though some old biddy was using HER MOBILE PHONE.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:54, Reply)

1 put cigarettes in bin
2 don't ever buy mire

3 job dome
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:13, Reply)

Buying 'mire' has been a long term problem for me.
Likewise, 'dome' jobs are present a challenge.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:15, Reply)

Fucking ipad
I clicked "I like this" instead of reply on your post as well :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:18, Reply)

hahahaha
Fool!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:19, Reply)

Somebody is drunk on the internet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:19, Reply)

No suck luck
Just got in from work

Hahaha I am leaving that one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:36, Reply)

TO THE JOB DOME

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:15, Reply)

When you say 'who' he was wearing.
Did he have to rush to meet you straight from the bukkake party without having a shower first?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:42, Reply)

I don't think he rushed.
He seemed quite comfortable with it all over him.
It obviously wasn't the first time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:46, Reply)