Come on then, if you got into a fight in real life and you could only call on b3ta people
Who would you call on to back you up?
I reckon Nakers would go bat shit loopy with his not quite long enough cables.
And Windy Pig would beat all in his way; I think Sportscow would just be nice to any aggressor.

So best I get Battered to kill all from ankle to thigh length, Windy to Kill all that can’t do the pub quiz, and Cavy for just being cock hungry and frustrated.

Alt? Who would you like to see dead?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:31, 139 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alt- you.
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Expected that
In a tight squeeze you would love me to back you up.
Trufax
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:34, Reply)

you'd love to squeeze me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:41, Reply)

GMoS and a big stick.
The rest of you clearly have the brutish physicality of half-set Angel Delight.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:35, Reply)

Shambles I'm the man you need if your backs against the wall.
I own at least 7 black belts*

*most with very nice buckles*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Gonna stick with my first answer, Chris.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:41, Reply)

50/50?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Can I phone a friend?
OK. I'd like to phone GMoS and ask him to fetch a big stick.

Thanks.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Is that your final answer?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:49, Reply)

We've had a great day, Jim, and a hundred and twenty pounds is a lot of money ...
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... so ... WE'RE GOING TO GAMBLE FOR THE SPEEDBOAT!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:51, Reply)

*even though you live in Birmingham*
you have won a Speed boat Split between 8 of you and the BULLY prize, a Tankard
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:54, Reply)

...and I've got a bow and arrows

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:41, Reply)

How is Mr Dog hair?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:45, Reply)

might see him on the weekend

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:55, Reply)

HUBBA HUBBA

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:03, Reply)

I reckon Monty, psychochomp and I could could rampage

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:46, Reply)

You just want to tag-fuck psychochomp.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:48, Reply)

A single female from the USA would totes fuck us all up

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:48, Reply)

hey guys, if any one needs a hand I can get naked and mental at the drop of a hat

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Sorry Gluey
you're the secret weapon that no one wants to use,
you're like a cluster bomb and napalm in one big fucking mess.
KABOOM
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:55, Reply)

but I'm already half dressed :'(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:57, Reply)

I'll tell you where and when
To SEEK EM
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:58, Reply)

*conforms to stereotype*
wellll hellllllllo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Ask him if he's Hawt and from and from Wales

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:01, Reply)

uuuuuh
*sigh*

can't bring myself to be arsed with it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:11, Reply)

One day them white baps will get an airing

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:13, Reply)

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Oooh
www.nme.com/news/the-who/68389
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:09, Reply)

who?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Who are you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:12, Reply)

I'm going to bed Jeffer's
GOODNIGHT
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:12, Reply)

It's a bit early.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:16, Reply)

BELLBOY!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:14, Reply)

BELLEND!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:16, Reply)

B H L
+ANIELS
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Haddy-way!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Alright Jeffers?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Yeah, not bad.
How are you, and how was your pint with Dozer?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:25, Reply)

All good here.
It was nice.
He's not a complete prick, but don't tell him. He'll only be a prick about it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:30, Reply)

hahaha
Did he try and educate you in the world of scottish spirits?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:31, Reply)

After he'd explained 'who' he was wearing.
He then led me around the bar pointing out the various whiskeys available and making jokes about each one being a ten year old boy or something.
We spent the rest of our date snogging intensely.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:36, Reply)

I other news.
I'm now the owner of an electronic cigarette.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:41, Reply)

why?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:43, Reply)

I thought it might be a way of cutting down on/giving up cigarettes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:44, Reply)

So you can increase your nicotine intake?
Or are you trying to give up smoking?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:44, Reply)

I just want to smoke on trains.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:44, Reply)

I hope you upset some militant non-smokers.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Me too.
I usually upset the militant 'won't wank on trains' group, so this'll be a whole new group to annoy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Haha
Some people are such prudes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Yeah.
Apparently I made too much noise for the 'quiet' carriage. Even though some old biddy was using HER MOBILE PHONE.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:54, Reply)

1 put cigarettes in bin
2 don't ever buy mire

3 job dome
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:13, Reply)

Buying 'mire' has been a long term problem for me.
Likewise, 'dome' jobs are present a challenge.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:15, Reply)

Fucking ipad
I clicked "I like this" instead of reply on your post as well :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:18, Reply)

hahahaha
Fool!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:19, Reply)

Somebody is drunk on the internet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:19, Reply)

No suck luck
Just got in from work

Hahaha I am leaving that one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:36, Reply)

TO THE JOB DOME

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:15, Reply)

When you say 'who' he was wearing.
Did he have to rush to meet you straight from the bukkake party without having a shower first?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:42, Reply)

I don't think he rushed.
He seemed quite comfortable with it all over him.
It obviously wasn't the first time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Clendrix would fuck the shit up of anyone on here big time, if she wanted too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:54, Reply)

What's going on children?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Lots.
Lots and lots.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:08, Reply)

ain't nuttin' goin' on

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:16, Reply)

Amberl.
alt: Dozer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:09, Reply)

oh CQ
Get over it, yeah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:36, Reply)