Good news I'm seeing a flat I'm very interested in tonight
Bad news if I like it, it'll be £355 in fees before I even sign the contract.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:52, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I haven't rented a flat in about 13 years but I don't remember ever having to pay fees.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:54, Reply)

£100 per person for a credit check.
Which lets face it, if a fucking joke.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)

What you're doing here, Chompy, is getting raped.
What you should do is march into the office, pull down your trousers, bend over a table and yell "if you're going to do it, just do it!" until you get thrown out.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:56, Reply)

The only thing i can think about doing that won't put the rental in jeapordy.
Is pay it, get a reciept and then complain to the letting agents association later.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:58, Reply)

If you're going to rent the flat anyway
and sign a document that says you agree to paying those fees, then you deserve the apathy you'll get when you complain.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:02, Reply)

I will underline certain words.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)

YES!
More frivolous use of the word rape please.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:59, Reply)

HAHA
Oh man, I'm totally going to rape you for that.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)

I feel totally raped by this constant use of the word rape.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)

I rented one last year
I certainly didn't have to pay that much. It was under a tun, for sure.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)

The management company will literally rape you for fees.
And if WW is reading this and wants to get offended at my use of the word rape to trivialise a company carrying out a legal transaction, I don't fucking care and I hope you get raped again as this would be very funny.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)

WW?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:56, Reply)

This got linked earlier.
www.b3ta.com/questions/selfimportant/post1842871
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Well that's dull.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Willard Whyte?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Oh nice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:59, Reply)

BawHaaaw?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Have you met my friends Bambi & Thumper?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Charming as ever.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Oh, now, steady on.
People might think you're talking SERIUS on the INTERNET.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:10, Reply)