Christ on a bike.
Battered's out looking for sex workers again, DG's at the pub to watch the fitba and Nakers is playing with his train set.

I have my nose in a very dull book indeed.

Anybody about?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 21:47, 50 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm back!
The Toon won. I R HAPPIEZ.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 21:54, Reply)

Is that the fitba?
My brother is a Rangers fan who denies any sort of sectarian leanings.

He has even less self awareness than I do.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 21:59, Reply)

It is, yes.
My brother supports Celtic, for some odd reason.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:00, Reply)

So does my cousin.
He's from Barnsley, FFS.
Although, to be fair, he does support Barnsley first. God knows why...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:02, Reply)

We play tomorrow
away at Everton. I was going to go to all the London away games now I'm down here but all I've managed so far is Tottenham thanks to idleness, tube strikes and sheer popularity in the case of Arsenal.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:02, Reply)

Aren't your lot in the Beezer Homes league?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:03, Reply)

fuck off Jockanese
Prem and Proud.

Googling reveals that Weston-Super-Mare have a football team. Who knew?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Yeah, I think they're called the Seagulls or something.
I believe they play local scout troops, the WI, that sort of thing.

I shouldn't really mock; my team is Falkirk, and they're abjectly shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:11, Reply)

I'm here!
Does that count?

What's your boring book?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:00, Reply)

It's that coursebook for an insurance exam.
I am currently reading about Assignments.

Thankfully it's exam based, rather than coursework, otherwise the 'assignments' bit might have been covered with in an ASSIGNMENT!

How lol would that have been, eh?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:02, Reply)

That would have been lolarious

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:03, Reply)

ironolols ahoy if that had been the case.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:04, Reply)

Evening
I found another facebook game which I will play obsessively for a month or so and then get bored of. I will probably add 20 people who play it as facebook friends too, then feel too awkward to cull them.

Talk about your First World problems. :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:00, Reply)

People keep spamming my facebook feed with game requests.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:02, Reply)

venison, hare, pheasant?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:03, Reply)

Road kill?

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:16, Reply)

I have people who play games on a separate list
and only post game stuff to that. Equally stuff about me goes to a not-games list, some people are on both but all the total strangers are just on the first. It's not fucking rocket science, I'm trying to figure out a way to nudge the strangers to do it as I'm sick of their "squeezed out another chav lol" status updates.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:05, Reply)

You know there's a way to cherry pick which of their updates you see now?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Started doing that, yes
But it's like putting in earplugs when common courtesy suggests they stop playing their rap-hop records at 11pm.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:09, Reply)

I'm just glad
I don't get a lot of either of those types of messages on facebook!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:08, Reply)

*cough* might have just sent you a game request
I think the bloke who does the voice acting for it is from game of thrones, Ser Jorah Mormont.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:10, Reply)

He's been in loads of stuff, hasn't he?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:12, Reply)

Yes you did
I may even play it, you never know!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:13, Reply)

\o/

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 23:32, Reply)

Checked out any more LCD Soundsystem?
My favourite tracks are Losing My Edge, Yeah, Beat Connection, Someone Great, Time to Get Away and Tribulations.

Spotify playlist, right there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:04, Reply)

I've listened to a few of those
you must now listen to Cardiacs. Try Spinney, Is This The Life, Heaven Born and Everbright, Core.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 23:56, Reply)

I'm Watching 'The Woman in Black'
And reading up on Special Relativity.

I also have a beer (or two) to hand!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Alright Dok?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Yup DG
Long time since I was here last.

Glad to hear that the Toons won, for a change!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:05, Reply)

So am I!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:07, Reply)

My favourite bit of Relativity is frame dragging.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:05, Reply)

Aaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh
I hate relativity, QM makes more sense!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Woo!
Football wasn't shit this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 23:35, Reply)

I disagree.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 23:42, Reply)

Are you a Watford fan?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 23:51, Reply)

no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 23:55, Reply)

Shame. I'd have celebrated the Bristol City victory right HERE to annoy you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:01, Reply)

i'm in a MASSIVE hotel room
with about 5 minutes of free wifi left. Also, I had delicious chocolate brownie. So far, not bad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 23:55, Reply)

Why are you in a hotel?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:01, Reply)

larpsex

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:01, Reply)

5 minutes of free WiFi is all Cavy needs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:02, Reply)

Cider and Supernatural for me!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:02, Reply)

I found your plenty of fish profile by the way

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:04, Reply)

Have you turned in to a mincer?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:05, Reply)

Turned into?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:06, Reply)

True.
I was just wondering why you were hunting out dating profiles.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:07, Reply)

Stumbled across it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:08, Reply)

Whilst looking for what?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:12, Reply)

fuck it, it's a joke so I can post a 'funny' picture
You ginormous nobber.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:15, Reply)

Well don't let me stand in the way.
Go on. Dazzle the group and be 'funny'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:17, Reply)