I cook so many wonderful things.
My favorite at the moment is what I call Dog Sick Soup.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The name alone sells that dish.
Evening, Gonz. All good in the hood?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Alright b3th?
Yeah', not to bad, some things suck, something things rule, that's the way it always goes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:48, Reply)

I believe that's 'life'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:50, Reply)

Yup, I had a little cry before, but then I took some extra pills and the pain went away.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:55, Reply)

I'm going to take a shitload in a minute
My wrist is fucking agony.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:58, Reply)

Lucky Mister Beth, or unlucky, depending if it's pre or post.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:07, Reply)

I'd quite like to dine at the table of chef gonz

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Is that a euphemism?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:44, Reply)

No tips

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:45, Reply)

MAYBE IT IS

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)

I would like that too.
When you get your toosh on a plane over here, they'll be many happy faces to see you, but i'll spare no expense on a meal as exquisit as possible for me to make.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:51, Reply)

don't be silly

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:54, Reply)

I'm not, not in the slightest. Me and Al alone, let alone the others, would love to see you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:58, Reply)

You're like Roger Moore and Terry-Thomas combined into one ball of charm.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:07, Reply)