Bored of this now.
Can anyone translate this for me. "can I have a report specifically #service# for December 13 and Jan 13?"
Does that mean they want a report for 2 specific days, or between those two days...
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:48, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

In between.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)

That's what I thought,
what a prick.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Perhaps its a typo
and they mean December 12 (2012) and Jan 13 i.e. the last two months.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Those two sepcific days.
Obviously.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I like that we've not only covered both possibilities but uncovered a third

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I'd have said if it says specifically, he wants just those 2 days.
A range of dates would be worded differently. Unless of course said person is a cretin, unable to communicate properly.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)

they want a cup of tea and a biscuit

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Those 2 complete months

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)

he wants a report on jan 2013 and a prediction for Dec 2013

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)

They want you to meet them by the bins at 7pm tonight so you can suck their cheesy bell-end.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)

They want a signed copy of David Essex's debut album on their desk by 5pm today or you're gonna get fired.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)

This is secret NHS code.
What it means is that they're inviting you to join a secret society where you get loads of really cool stuff. All you have to do is give your boss the special sign (get your cock out in front of them and start singing 'Walking in the Air' in a very loud falsetto voice) and you will be initiated.

You are really lucky, man! Let me know how you get on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:13, Reply)

I am really pleased with this post.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)

I can't wait to hear how he gets on.
How did you find out about this secret NHS club?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Well I'm not about to tell the llikes of you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)

they wanna wanna ziggazig ahh

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I think Chompy needs to put all these suggestions in an email and fire it back to him
All of them. It's the only way to be sure.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:24, Reply)