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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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totally starting a new thread here 'cos I don't want Rory to leave.
He's dreeeeeeeeamy.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:35, 89 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I have fucking weird dreams so that makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:36, Reply)
He iz DA BOMB

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:41, Reply)
so
it's jumping on here tonight then
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:41, Reply)
Fucken right mon

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Fancy that, Swipey's talking about everyone 'jumping on her'.
Anyone got bog roll?

Also: what was all that crying from Chompy about earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:43, Reply)
disgusting prick behaves like disgusting prick
gets upset about it on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:14, Reply)
link me up bebbeh

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:14, Reply)
I don't know the bebbeh reference because I didn't turn up at the b4sh.
I think its something to do with elvis.

I set my wifi as "Pretty fly for a wi-fi" today.

whats your AdultWorks profile?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:15, Reply)
yes that will teach you to skive LOLB4shes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:23, Reply)
They're too far appart, I reckon. Makes the odds of me turning up less.
Once a month sounds about right for me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:07, Reply)
Fucking hell Gonz, you're not helping the 'get Gonz laid in 2013' campaign here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:32, Reply)
Was he just being standard Chompy Creepy or was tis something else?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:24, Reply)
creepy first
cunty second
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:26, Reply)
ah well then. It's clearly all your own fault then.
You just should have shown him your tits.

And then, charged him a tenner to make him feel at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:28, Reply)
i'm too old for tits these days. it's all about the prolapse
anyway he's too cheap to pay a tenner. i don't want a rollie and a can of special brew in my pants, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:31, Reply)
Hahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:31, Reply)
he's a sad little attention seeker
but he's funnier and more intelligent than Dozer.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:42, Reply)
But do the chicks dig him as much?
Remember, Dozer looks like well-known man-whore Adam Levine.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:50, Reply)
I could show you a picture that says different.
Edit: and before I get accused of beening a 1337 H4x0R just google "plumdozer flickr" and go to the 1st result.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Oh Christ I wish I hadn't searched for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:59, Reply)
yep, you do, don't you
ugly fecker.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:59, Reply)
yeah, a picture where I'm pulling a face.
Nice one Wilf, nice one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:13, Reply)
are you two flirting or fighting?
i need to know whether to throw popcorn or cold water
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:27, Reply)
CQ has decided to hate me.
I just find him funny. In a risible way obviously.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:38, Reply)
the chicks dig him
because he has bird seed in his pants
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Ah... Was he the one Karen Carpenter was singing about then?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:52, Reply)
The one from an interplanetary craft?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Fuck that
Which one of you benders was this?

http://www.accidentclaims.org/ (scroll all the way down, it's on the right hand side...)
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:46, Reply)
Fuck's sake.
Put your cake down and tell us what it says. I can't be fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:48, Reply)
Do I have to do everything round here????
Customer testimonial:

I was getting bummed in a public toilet and slipped on a wet floor and split my head open... my boyfriend had to rush me to hospital. I just received a £2k cheque for 10 stiches in my head and a burst anus... thanks!
Mr C Eyley
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:49, Reply)
I didn't know your surname was Eyley

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:50, Reply)
He might at least have used the name Drew Peacock or something.
Honestly, it's like he's not even trying.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Typical gaylord.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:59, Reply)
Brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:48, Reply)
hahahha

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:49, Reply)
Apparently it's been there for at least 24 hours.
Just been sent it the link via twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:49, Reply)
bad dreamy?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:49, Reply)
alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:55, Reply)
alright Ginge

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:56, Reply)
alright number one fan

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:57, Reply)
+ny

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:59, Reply)
he's put me back on lol 2.0

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:08, Reply)
Woo Lusty got a promotion.
I'm DEFFO switching to crack now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:59, Reply)
this is when she finds someone better,
sorry to be the bearer, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:01, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykpjFjsEdl4
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:16, Reply)
good luck, gonz, put on your best pants
and kick monty on the way past
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:19, Reply)
Excellent news. Does this mean you can both afford to come to Brizzle?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:04, Reply)
it's looking a lot more possible

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:23, Reply)
please come
i don't want to see battered's rancid mug without you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:27, Reply)
GINGER.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:34, Reply)
BLIND

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:37, Reply)
FAT.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:40, Reply)
+ TER

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:42, Reply)
NORTHERN.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:44, Reply)
Splendid. Transport still available for you both. Other offer an option but probably not the case if both of you attend.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:34, Reply)
did you proposition monty?
cause it kind of sounds like you propositioned monty
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:37, Reply)
Yes. I did. Happy now?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:40, Reply)
How much Zloty for a go on Monty?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:41, Reply)
Ask Lusty. She sets the price, I merely charge a small commission.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:47, Reply)

a small commission in from behind with my trousers flapping round my ankles all lubed up
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:55, Reply)
Good creative thinking here.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Thanks Baby XxX

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:00, Reply)
I just need to state for the record
That picture of me that Prozacboy refers to up there is of me pulling a face. I am dashingly handsome IRL.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:30, Reply)
+for a ginger

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:35, Reply)
he sent me a pic once
he's definitely not ginger. he has this kind of shirley temple blonde curl thing going on.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:37, Reply)
Why did he send you a pic??????????
SPILL THE BEANS
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:38, Reply)
don't mention beans.
Her hair is the colour of baked beans.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:40, Reply)
you could serve those up with baked hamster
potato, sorry. potato.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:41, Reply)
he wanted to know if his dress matched his eyes
he made a beautiful goldilocks. lovely long eyelashes.

one part of this is actually true.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:41, Reply)
Don’t let him come between you and the real..
Love of your life who we all know is kroney, but your just playing hard to get till he start earning to his full potential.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:49, Reply)
I have gorgeous curls

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:39, Reply)
It was a cock gaz wannit
The curly hair and all?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:39, Reply)
In other news.
My suggestion for the next QOTW has been put to the vote on /main.

Chompys shit one hasn't. Ha ha fucking ha.

yes, I know this is a completely pathetic thing to mention, but I am fucking bored, in a hotel bar, in Poland and I've had 5 pints
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:46, Reply)
*something about half pint*
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1849594
This would have made the popular page during the day
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:50, Reply)
as you enjoyed it so much earlier
oh i'll delete it. i don't want you whining again!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:51, Reply)
Thats no small Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:53, Reply)
Delete what?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:58, Reply)
you drink too much
And you smoke like a tart.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:52, Reply)
Yes. What's your point
please vote for naughty step. I know. This is very pathetic. However you have non idea just how fucking BORED I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:55, Reply)
I clicked but dull as dish water pets is winning

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:59, Reply)
Pets would be really shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:03, Reply)
True to QOTW form then

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:05, Reply)
No way am I voting for that.
I'd rather have a candlelit dinner for two with a naked Al than vote for you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Do you want me to post details of your blog? No? Then vote for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:02, Reply)
Wait till he votes then post em anyway

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:03, Reply)
Nah. I was asked to post the details last night, but I won't. His choice to share, not mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:06, Reply)
I never talk about which way I vote.
Or swing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:06, Reply)
I was hoping you would swing......
FROM THE KNECK UNTIL DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:07, Reply)
right it's gym time now
urgh

have fun children
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:52, Reply)

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