Sad evening thread not about Rory?
Vote for Battered's suggestion, or we get stuck with Pets, how fuclking dreary is that? www.b3ta.com/board/10919911

wotcha up to then?

Alt: I just FB friended WIndy pig, he's younger and better looking than I expected. who surprised you recently?

AltAlt: anyone want to bee my FB fwend?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:12, 102 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Alt:Alt: Plumdozer

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:13, Reply)

How so?
and are we talking FB or real life.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:19, Reply)

LOVERS
The Alt:Alt: might have given it away
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:19, Reply)

I swaer you ninjaed that
the one I answered said "alt: al, plumdozer"

based on that my answer makes more snese.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:26, Reply)

Are you drunk?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:27, Reply)

We could refriend. Promise not to be nasty this time xxxxxxx

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:15, Reply)

IT'S A TRAP!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:16, Reply)

I know you love me. So please go to /board, scroll down and vote for naughty step xx
By Christ the beer here is strong. Why the fuck am I begging for people to vote for something pointless on the Internet? If I didn't have marital and parental responsibilities I would seriously question my future. Can anyone recommend a good therapist? Preferably one that won't critisise my alcohol consumption?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:20, Reply)

if Wilf recommends one
It's clearly shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Try this one
www.flickr.com/photos/planetgeoff/58173508/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:23, Reply)

or this one
link
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:27, Reply)

You really are drunk aint cha?
Please make sure the link works
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:28, Reply)

ninjad

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:30, Reply)

ERRRRrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
SK8TER MONKEYS FROM HELL
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:31, Reply)

Broken link innit

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:28, Reply)

you've seen it already

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Ah.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:31, Reply)

Fine by me
promise not to be a flouncing nelly this time.

I can only remember your first name though..
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:19, Reply)

Is it Dirtyfatbumjockeystinkface?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:57, Reply)

Windy Pig is VERY good looking.
Wilf put me back on 2.0. He loves me really.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Why the hell would you call another man good looking?
You fucking gayber
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:19, Reply)

for a ginge

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:20, Reply)

OK fucking ginge gayber

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:21, Reply)

I am very emotionally needy this evening.
Best drink my way through it eh?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:28, Reply)

What time are you picking up the Merc?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:29, Reply)

Being delivered to my hotel at 10am.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:30, Reply)

How many miles do you have to cover?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)

200km. Mainly motorways.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:33, Reply)

All in Poland?
whats the point of the car?
IE are you simply traveling or going from meeting to meeting?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:35, Reply)

Visiting some of the stores the company operates.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Drink lots of Vodka
and employ a polish driver for the day, It's rude not to do so whilst in Poland
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:39, Reply)

If you saw how the locals drive you wouldn't suggest that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Totally going to stalk Winders through your facebook tomorrow.
Alt: very little surprises me anymore.
/jaded

Altalt: I already am, you lithium-addled prick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:35, Reply)

Be easy on him TiuB
He's drunk
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Vote for me on /board. I am tragically drunk and seeking solace in anything that will give me some level of validation.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:39, Reply)

I voted only because pets was even shitter
can you vote again after x amount of time?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:41, Reply)

One hour I think.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:42, Reply)

Done.
When do you return to the UK?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:41, Reply)

Saturday morning.
Edit. Thanks.

By Christ I am pissed.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:42, Reply)

you should, you'd be bestest buds.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:08, Reply)

evening you flange of bulbous baboons

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:35, Reply)

*nods head*
Eve's Nakers
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:37, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1849765
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:41, Reply)

done already sweet cheeks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:45, Reply)

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRS!!!!!!!!
hi
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:09, Reply)

New job for Monty
Washington State looking for Marijuana Consultant:

hosted2.ap.org/APDEFAULT/aa9398e6757a46fa93ed5dea7bd3729e/Article_2013-01-31-Pot%20Consultant/id-8475db1488a84d5fa7dd10bf537db6cc
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Hey lighty I saw a pic of you and Lusty

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:38, Reply)

is anybody else bored with that flickr link yet?
I know I am.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Not sure Linky please

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:36, Reply)

put new ones up for us to judge instead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:40, Reply)

judge take the piss out off
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:43, Reply)

i cflicked through from ther and found a picture of Al
I've never seen al before, this must have been before he went bald
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)

watching swamp people
My "best friend" just tagged me in a photo that says just because we aren't close anymore doesn't mean I don't care about you
Well thanks bitch, I thought you stopped returning my texts because you didn't care

Altalt I'm pretty sure that you deleted me so no
I'm quite over Facebook
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:38, Reply)

.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1849765
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:41, Reply)

sorry K, I was being spazzy.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:43, Reply)

no worries my real life friends don't even like me

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:52, Reply)

totally gonna refriend you

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:09, Reply)

so loads of you are/have been fb friends?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:42, Reply)

yeah, go on then

(quintsy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:45, Reply)

oh man
A drunk, single and lonely steampunk Larper spending his evening begging for internet friends, drunk, crying and listening to Insane Clown Posse so he can escape the spiritual pain of being sexually rejected by Cavy and the enforced estrangement from his son.

Whoever it was that tipped off Social Services about the alcohol issues and lithium dependency did the right thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Pets won.
Fucking hell.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)

shit.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:47, Reply)

First it was Kroney as MOD
Then QOTW can you please win something?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:48, Reply)

*cries*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:48, Reply)

There there *pats back*
It's all going to be OK
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Kronley's a mod?
*fears* he hates me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:10, Reply)

I have some pets.
Should I contribute?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:49, Reply)

YES
NO
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:50, Reply)

Eve's TD
where you been hiding?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:50, Reply)

Working like a darky I'm afraid.
Should be working now but fuck it. God gave us alarm clocks so we can meet deadlines.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Trufax

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:54, Reply)

I have contributed to QOTW
Despite your frankly ambivalent advice.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:55, Reply)

Glad to be of help
*doffs hat*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:58, Reply)

I feel enervated by unburdening my pet story
Actually I got on here through QOTW when it was all fields. And just as I was about to put another post on, Beach Boys come on 6 Music. You can guess the link.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:01, Reply)

I placed my own.
www.b3ta.com/questions/morepetstories/post1849810
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:03, Reply)

A fine, insightful and timely comment, succintly made
I hope you're not too modest to fully bask in my approbation.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:10, Reply)

I didn't want to peak to early,
7 days left and all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:11, Reply)

To paraphrase Steve Aylett
This QOTW will crash like a bobsleigh piloted by enraged chimps.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:14, Reply)

Coolrunningslolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:16, Reply)

TRAITOR.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:23, Reply)

I might do a real, heartfelt one.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:30, Reply)

IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:58, Reply)

*high fives*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:04, Reply)

Soz. I'm a labrador.
I can shake a paw if you like.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:07, Reply)

I'm up the stepladder can you see me?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Where's that voice coming from? Where's that voice coming from? OMG OMG OMG! Where's that voice coming from??
I've done a wee.

:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:14, Reply)

In light of Battered's needyness tonight can we please get him on the popular page.....
by clicking this

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1849594

FANKS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:57, Reply)

hey why not gaz me your real names and i'll befriend you all on fb?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Why not? Because you're a bent spastic. That's why not

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:27, Reply)

1-10 how pissed are you now?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:28, Reply)

9

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:56, Reply)

I'm on FB as Comrade Quixote
friend me up jesus
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:29, Reply)

nah you ent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:31, Reply)

totally am
ask anyone
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:33, Reply)

facebook says no

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:35, Reply)

well either facebook hates you or you're a bent spastic
but enough other people have found and friended me.

gaz me ya name and I'll find you if you like.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:37, Reply)

nah your ok, nuffin personal, just like to keep things seperate
although your profile was enlioghtening ;)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:48, Reply)

oh, you did find me then.
no, it wasn't
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:12, Reply)

not you, your friends, soz, you ent got anything up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:14, Reply)

I know I ain't
tis intentional, you need to be a fwend to see the embarrassing photos, not all are so circumspect.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Watching telly
I've got a horrible headache and I feel sick : (

Alt: Sportscow, by being competent and helpful.

Alt Alt: I already am, you spaz.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:01, Reply)

I don't do the facebook thing.
Never seen the need, really.

What you're effectively saying is that you can annoy people in two different ways.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:01, Reply)