I can't cope with this
90:00 +0:42 Sylvan Ebanks-Blake produces a left-footed shot from deep inside the penalty area and strikes the post.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:37, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Woohoo! It's all over.
CASHBACK!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:38, Reply)

by us a pint luv

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:42, Reply)

also whoop for you
£120 was my best ever win
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:43, Reply)

This is only a seventy quid win.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Yeah I did the maths, still £70 is pretty good
I only really bet on the national cod I'm an idiot
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:46, Reply)

The fish have a swimming race?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:50, Reply)

I'm just shocked Wood didn't score

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:48, Reply)

I think he got 3 at the Gate the other week.
Never did that for us.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Check out the Peter Odemwingie saga
Talk about raising the stakes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:56, Reply)

What's the latest?
Last I heard he was at QPR, but the Baggies had refused him permission to speak to them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:03, Reply)

we told him no, he went anyway
we issued a statement saying they couldn't have him.

It'll be brinkmanship as the window closes, I reckon, them thinking we'll have to let him go and us forcing them to up their offer as we don't have to sell (and his contract runs till 2014 I think, so he's fucked if he properly pisses us off).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:13, Reply)

Your chairman has previous for playing hard-ball as well.
I hope he wins.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:14, Reply)

me too
just read he was refused entry at QPR. LOL.

Either we'll get Hoillett as part of the deal so won't miss him, or he'll have to put in a shift for the remainder of the season to clean up his reputation. Win win.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:21, Reply)

www.london24.com/sport/qpr/odemwingie_turned_away_from_qpr_after_arriving_unannounced_1_1837000
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:24, Reply)

The longest medical in history hasn't be passed.
George Boyd has failed an eye test!

True story.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:26, Reply)

Odemwingie has burnt his bridges completely.
His agent isn't going to win 'consultant of the year' is he.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:24, Reply)

Christ on a crutch
(literally)
DONE DEAL - Kevin Phillips - Blackpool to Crystal Palace

How is KP still playing? In the Championship, yet. I mean, he was never the paciest but he's got to be closer to 40 than 30 and that's ancient for a striker.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Holloway innit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Just checked, he's FORTY in July.
Fuck me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Least impressive chat-up line EVER.
'Kevin Phillips is 40 in July... Gissa a shag'

It needs more work Lighty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:49, Reply)

At the weekend I drunkenly signed up for some speed dating
I shall take your advice onboard - I think the previous advice was more immediately useful than this.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:55, Reply)

i didn't know that still happened
I would have thought match.com and their ilk were your best bet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:56, Reply)

fuck that I have to talk about myself for pages and pages
this I can give a 30 second synopsis and then say "But I'm keen to learn more about YOU". Bitches love that shit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:59, Reply)

Plus, after 30 seconds, you can claim to have been in a relationship with them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:03, Reply)

Or more specifically
You 'were' in a relationship with them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:04, Reply)

thats the theme of today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Speed dating eh.
How does that work. You do a gram of Billy and make a tit of yourself?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:56, Reply)

No, they do
your way would never work, you idiot, it's the WOMEN who have to be got into a state of diminished responsibility.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:58, Reply)

Take a few pots of Vicks vapor rub with you.
They'll be like putty in your hands.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:02, Reply)

sounds like a plan
I have initiated conversation with TWO strangers this week, I am totally prepared to chat with multiple women in a sexually charged environment.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:15, Reply)

sexually HRT
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:23, Reply)

As long as they're gagging for it and not too fussy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:24, Reply)

And there will be no risk of you accidentally fathering a kid.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:25, Reply)

Science is a wonderful thing these days
blowies and then mouthwash or GTFO
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:37, Reply)

So when you've gobbled someone off, you like to rinse.
Class.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:38, Reply)