No sir you are not.
My solicitor is absolutely fucking brilliant. He's doing everything he possibly can for me and I can tell that my miserable case is one that he genuinely gives a toss about.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:13, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

We are using two solicitors at the moment, one for remortgage and one for purchase
The one that should be easy (remortgage) is the one that is shite.

Never mind, completion on 8th then the 15th - then PANIC!

Pleased your solicitor is genuinely interested as I think that could make all the difference. Has bitch-tits been in touch lately?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Do you mind?
I'm RIGHT HERE!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:16, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Yeah she's been replying to my chap.
Last one 'I shall endeavour to reply to you regarding my choice of mediator within 28 days'.

No you won't you fucking bitch. I've already engaged one and as of this morning you will have received a request to attend a meeting with her next week. Fuck you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Are we running a book on which excuse she will use for why she can't make that date?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)

It'll look bad for her if she doesn't make it
Really bad if she cries off twice!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Hopefully it'll be a strangled cry. . .

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)

She's violated my existing court order fiver weeks on the trot.
Two weeks ago she spent ten hours in Limehouse nick for assault. 'Looking bad' is her 'thing'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)

One wonders what one has to do to be classed as "unfit to be a parent"?
Maybe time for the "I am concerned for my child's welfare" card.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

She is the mother - I'll get nowhere.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Maybe, but the welfare of the child is supposed to be paramount, isn't it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:14, Reply)

True but her not turning up for shit and being a cunt to me doesn't make her an unfit mother, just a cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I was thinking more of the 10 hours locked up
but maybe common sense doesn't come into it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)

They didn't have enough to charge her.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I'm not so sure about that Monty.
My GF's best mate and her husband have managed to wrestle main custody of her husband's son from his ex partner. The ex is a yo-yo knickered slapper and they proved that the kid was better off with them rather than her.

Don't give up hope.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:19, Reply)

She will play the illness card.
It's one she trots out on an almost daily basis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Request doctor's notes

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

She's on disablity benefit.
There's little point in barking up that particular tree, I fear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)