Bollocks to weekends. This has been today:
* get up with mild hangover.
* drive very expensive car out of city full of roadworks & no road signs
* get the turtles head. It feels urgent.
* find a supermarket. Sprint in. Find toilet.
* turtles head now firmly knocking on cotton door.
* car keys bounce off toilet seat rim as I struggle to remove jeans ASAP. Lucky escape
* deed done. Wipe arse. Finger goes through toilet paper.
* no soap in dispenser.
* buy soap in supermarket. Wash hands.
* return to car. Accidentally put sav nat instructions in to Polish. Cannot change it back.
* get lost. Which includes driving 2km down an unsurfaced farm track.
* finally return to hotel.
* wash hands again.
* proceed to hotel bar.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:11, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

BUT YOU DID MAKE THE POPULAR PAGE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:13, Reply)

This is the danger of not being able to see over the steering wheel.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:14, Reply)

So in summary
I fingered myself and I fackin' loved it?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:16, Reply)

AND DROVE AN S CLASS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:17, Reply)

+AS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:18, Reply)

officelol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:20, Reply)

tee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:41, Reply)

I love how Drink Driving is only acceptable in countries where it doesn't matter if you kill a local.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)

I didn't drink and drive.
Almost 12 hours between last beer and driving. About 15 hours between first beer and driving.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:24, Reply)

1 unit per hour means that unless you had 16 units or less you were over the limit when you kicked off
8 pints of strong lager equates to somewhere around 24 units I reckon

You NAUGHTY MAN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Doesn't really matter in a country like Poland.
I mean, think about it, at _worst_ he would have bumped off a politician, and they're used to that by now with their plane crashes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Thirsty...8 pints in 3 hours

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Plain irresponsible when he knew he had to drive the next day

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:28, Reply)

I wonder if he checked the bumper for any blood stains.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:40, Reply)

About 20 minutes per pint.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:29, Reply)

About 16 hours between before the first beer (ie, when you were at no alchole) and driving.... but that's also irrelevant.
You were hung over, to the point where you couldn't even use your sat-nav, hardly fit for driving around really.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:40, Reply)

I really don't think there's a correlation with my beer consumption and ability to use the sat nav Gonz, but nice try.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Yeah', yeah'....
gizmodo.com/5958794/friends-dont-let-friends-drink-and-windows-8
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:46, Reply)

It is Poles apart from here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:25, Reply)