Fish and all things fishy
What are your thoughts on fish?

Alt:Who's had Smexy time latey?

Alt:alt:BACON?????

The first alt is for cavy 3rd date and all with dog hair
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:08, 78 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I like fish well enough but more in that sort of wary respect way, I don't particularly care to enter ito an eating contract with them
But I can, just if there's summat else, like steak, I'll have that.

Alt: It's been so long a thick hard layer of skin has grown over the end of my knob, leaving only a tiny hole to piss out of. It's like a scab.

Alt:Alt: Bacon's fine but it's a condiment, soss is where the cool kids am at
( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Nothing like rubbing your fingers on a fresh mackerel
when your 14 and saying to all your friends smell my fingers I totes did your mum.

Alt: are you Action man?

Alt:alt:SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR NASTY SOSAGUES
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Where would you get mackeral from as a 14 year old? Posh cunt
alt: I do have a kung fu grip

alt alt NEVER SOSS 4 LYFE
( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Alt:needs MOAR eagles eyes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Fresh mackerel don't smell of anything.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:44, Reply)

It's smells just like your mum
www.b3ta.com/talk/7623853
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I don't eat fish and I have sex on a regular basis.
I don't eat bacon either.

HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Lies
Masterbation is not proper sex
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:24, Reply)

You awful MuslimJew.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)

SHAMBO SHAMBO SHAMBO
\o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)

it is disturbing
that you think fish, think sex. it shouldn't smell like that, you know.

I had to deal with a restaurant once called "fishy fishy". the name made me lol.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Happy Birthday

( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)

I am both deeply hurt and mortally wounded that you think I have sex with fish
What are you doing posting on a Sunday Ms Swipey?

EDIT Happy Candleday
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)

happy Easter

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:33, Reply)

stick your large candle up your cellulite riddled gigantuan arse

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:08, Reply)

There are some fish that I can't stand, they got some chemical thing in them or something thats fucking vile, like tinned tuna, smells like cat food and makes me feel sick.
But then most fish I really really like. I really like smoked fish, I wish that Kippers didn't stink the house out or have loads of tiny little bones, 'cus they taste well nice. Especially on some black-bread with loads of vinegar and cucumbers. Most people just eat their bones of kippers but I don't like that. I like smoked macrael with horseraddish sauce.

Too fucking long since I last got laid.

I made carbonara last night, made up a recipy as I went along, and you know what? It was dead lush. Well easy to make too, doubt it took 10 minutes. All it is is eggs, pasta, bacon and a bit of garlic. plus seasoning. It's my new favorite way to consume pig. In fact I'm gonna have it for lunch.

I got all the bits'n'bobs to make lamb koftas with tahini sauce and chili sauce tonight that I might go and do if I CBA.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I made Thai Crab Cakes yesterday \o/
do I win the internet
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Nice ! How'd you do them?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Crab meat,
about half an Oz of butter, flour,milk coriander, lemongrass,ginger, birds eye chilli’s, salt and black pepper. Mixed in with eggs and breadcrumbs.
Served with salad and chilli mayo,lime wedges, to garnish.

Each bite was all like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQWZd0Nt9Sc
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Sounds good.
Here's an idea though. Once you've formed the patties, put them in the fridge, then...on the outside, mix up some dessosomething-coconut and panko breadcrumbs, roll in flour, egg, mix, egg, mix. Then fry them off as you would normally.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Seems like good advice
But coconut can GTFO

Coconut should only be used in Rice'n'peas

Edit this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6meMBtTgKQ
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Coconut in the right context fucking rules.
Never had rice'n'peas.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Rice'n'peas rulz
TRUFAX
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

this is correct

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Take this Boycey
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcTTXK2QiJk
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:35, Reply)

I'm on a train with no headphones so you'll have to just tell me bruv
Going to my brother's for roast beef and wine with Lusters.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Gwen Guthrie- "Outside in the rain"
80's in your face
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I had a little Asian kid drop off some coke on Friday
He asked me what my records were and when I told him they was a lot of hip hop there he said 'what like 60s stuff?' so I beat him to death.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Rambo rambo
You should all get Vietnam on him and play this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVCvOGlQYnA
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)

CREATE RAP MUSIC 'COS I NEVER DUG DISCO!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Needs MOAR cufflinks

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)

thing is that's retarded
seeing as the early years of rap were all bout the disco breaks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYO59v8I_E
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Possibly things like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:09, Reply)

precisely.
see also the entire output of Enjoy Records and Sugarhill.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)

I was just sampling yo.
Fun fact- as Sugarhill Records used an inhouse band rather than samples, the lyric from Cavern is 'sampled' incorrectly- it should be 'slip in and out of phenomenon' rather than 'something like a phenomenon'.

I fucking love Liquid Liquid.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)

i was merely pointing out how much of a spastic Charles D is

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL0ipXUD-uU&list=PL0968DAF16A2BCD3C
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:27, Reply)

is that a Chuck D sample?
Edit: I never thought it was him, and it isn't. So Monty, TAKE IT BACK!!!

www.cocaineblunts.com/blunts/?p=2160
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Oh monts =((((((

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Shut up Gonz.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:09, Reply)

fish is great
but much like Theological Bantha here I'd never order it if there was a meaty alternative. Similarly I have never and never will order pasta in a restaurant. I can cook that myself thanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Must I come there and slap you with my Dutchpot
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ackee_and_saltfish
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:40, Reply)

I like ackee and saltfish
but if there's brownstew chicken or some jerk going on I'll pick that instead every time
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:42, Reply)

WRONGER

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)

just taking the opportunity here to accuse Boycington of noncery on a grand scale.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I love kids.
in that special way
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Fritzlolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Are you one of these righteous leaky cockholes who won't order steak in a restaurant because it's piss easy to cook a steak at home?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:50, Reply)

No

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I don't understand your objection to pasta then.
Anybody who's vaguely competent in a kitchen will be able to cook most of the dishes on the menu of an average restaurant.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

you must go to some seriously average restaurants

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Stop chucking them bloody spears.......
whoops I thought you said savage restaurants
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Not really.
Cooking isn't difficult.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Agreed on the pasta thing
I've been with people who've ordered pasta, and they never look happy. Especially when everyone else's big pizzas covered in melted still hot cheese turn up.
( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I never order pizza because I have a wood fired pizza oven at home.
Or something.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:04, Reply)

eh?
pizza's great, everyone's happy at pizza
no-one's happy with pasta
( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I don't.
Neither do I have a charcoal grill nor a tandoor. I do however have a saucepan and access to water. Hence the pasta remark.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Anybody who uses the phrases "smexy times" should have their genitals scraped off with something blunt and rusty.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Plumdozer then
*only needs ginger adding*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Half the shit you write is just random words to me
are you some sort of foreign or just thick as fuck?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I have never used that phrase.
And I'm not ginger.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:51, Reply)

But you do look like Midge Ure so it's not all good news

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:54, Reply)

hardly
TD was just saying that to tease me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:56, Reply)

it meant nothing to you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Vienna.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:07, Reply)

NO SPEAKING TO GINGERS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

My mate spent an entire weekend in Vienna picking up menus, magazines, flyers, tickets, any fucking thing
glancing at them for a moment and saying "this means nothing to me".

And entire fucking weekend. Every fucking item with writing on it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)

*something about ultravox*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IApSoFyHTU
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Yes. That was the joke.
Jesus wept. Are you twelve?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)

MInd piss was you like just Trolling me?????????
FUCK HOW STUPID DO I FEEL
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I don't think you're bright enough to properly appreciate how stupid you look.
No offence like.

I mean ... in the sense that I intend offence but you're too thick to appreciate it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)

I set em up.
Two days later Harts knocks em in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:12, Reply)

*sulks*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)

*still sulking*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)

DRAMA!
I've just had a hair dryer EXPLODE in to a fireball of danger.

But I survived. Have you cheated death recently?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)