They have to comb archives of dead children to come up with the name "John Barker"?
Fucking hell. That's pitiful.

Gary Roedean.
Jonathon Pace
Ibrahim Ali.

Those are three just off the top of my head. All better names than John fucking Barker. There you go, Met, you can have those for free. I am available to make names up for you professionally if you want, you pitiful, stupid, unimaginative cunts.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:20, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good one Kroney.
I'll just check the birth records for those people and there will be legitimate records won't there?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Good one, Monty, check the records and you'll find their death certificates, too.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)

No I won't, because you just made them up, you flid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:24, Reply)

You will on the real people.
Unless it's not ok for the Police to make up birth certificates for pretend people, but it *is* ok for them to hide the death certificates of real people.

The latter is certainly more disturbing than the former.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)

You need a birth certificate to get other government documents issued
They point is they don't by default check for a death certificate, and they're harder to check anyway as they're considered medical records.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)

It's fine Lighty, Kroney's embarrassed enough about his spasticated post as it is.
No need to rub it in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

but he LIKES that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)

It's fun!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:51, Reply)

probably
you know what the french government is like
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Wasn't Ibrahim Ali in the ill-fated, post John Squire, Stone Roses?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Oh man, I saw that line-up at Reading '96 :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)

May your god have mercy on your soul.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)