ALEX MCLEISH HAS ONLY FUCKING GONE AND FUCKED THE FUCK OFF
FUCK YEAH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:22, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Who?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Thi9s ^^
I've heard of Kenny Dalgleish, does that help?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I've heard of Kevin Keegan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

heard of

slept with
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Yeah!
You can get, errrrrr, ROY KEANE now!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Or Billy Davies back
or Nigel Adkins, or Owen Coyle.

Who am I kidding, we'll get Steve Kean
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Haha yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Davies would need hosing down and a detox, wouldn't he?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)

He had his ex-Filth shots before
and let's be honest, the whole thing started to go south when he was sacked and replaced by fucking McClaren.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)

FOOTBALL IS FUCKING SHIT

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:24, Reply)

football is for plebs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:26, Reply)

^ This ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Rugby, hockey and cricket
are the sports of a gentleman.

I will also allow tennis and croquet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:29, Reply)

And rowing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Do arguments online count?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)

There's more than a few coxless idiots around here.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)

A number of pairs too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I'm going to allow this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Rugby is the game of inbred fucktards
posing as gentlemen. And before you contradict me, I have two words for you; GAVIN HENSON
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)

He's Welsh and therefore inadmissbale

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)

On that subject, how have we allowed Wales to become better at a sport than us?
Is it because rugby is shit and dull?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)

They aren't better than us, they're shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)

How many Six Nations have they won in the last five years?
Also; how can any sport where Aussies and Kiwis are the best in the world be considered a gentleman's pasttime?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Because it doesn't involve racist rapists, spitting all over the pitch and faking falling over

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I mean, the aussie team are probably racist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Saffers' record ain't brilliant either

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Yeah buut that was legal so it was alright

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Ah but I never said football was a gentleman's game, as it very obviously is not
But nor is rugby.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)

yes it is
"Rugby is a ruffians game played by gentlemen"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Ah, well, someone else has said something like this once before
so it MUST be true. Good job no-one thinks you're a bent spastic, or has said so in a public forum, or it'd be FACT.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)

^ too effeminate for a proper sport ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Apart from martial arts and boxing all sport is fucking bent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)

I have never understood the appeal of boxing.
I don't get how two people hitting each other can be considered a sport.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)

You fucking queer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Explain to me why boxing is a sport.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)

competetive, physical activity.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:43, Reply)

They're not 'real' fights you know.
It's not like the boxers hate each other over some disagreement or something. It's only a game.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Yeah, it's not like gangsta rap
Holyfield and Tyson had nowt on Jay-Z and Nas
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)

YESSSSS
you'll win all of the games you play now!!!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:25, Reply)

We couldn't conceivably win less

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)

And which position do you play?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

In behind the front man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Inside-colon

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

roflcoptors

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)

rofl

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Club cum sponge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

He gets a spray tan and becomes a half time orange or something.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Centre-bukkake

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

The only statistical link in football, is that as weekly wages increase performance increases.
Managers make very little difference.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

In the case of Nottingham Forest, this season to date,
under Sean O'Driscoll's management we won about half of the games we played. Under Alex McLeish we won 1 in 8. Almost exactly the same playing staff.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Well you're looking at tiny samples there.
Who's to say the next 10 games couldn't have been better.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)

You should stop changing managers after a few months, that'll probably help.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Absolutely they could have been
Nonetheless this tiny sample is all I've got to go on as he's removed himself from the survey. And based on this tiny sample, he was fucking shit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)

One Paul Jewell, There's only one Paul Jewell.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Thank goodness for that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I bet he doesn't like teh communal showers after a game

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Ex-Filth
Get tae fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Alvin Martin.
Peter Taylor.

Ronnie Whelan.

Colin Murphy.

Any one of those would be brilliant. Although only Peter Taylor is realistic, I think. But even that would be hilarious.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Especially since he died about 9 years ago

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)

The other Peter Taylor.
The shit one.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Oh that does make more sense I suppose
Actually the dead one would still be better than McLeish. We should hang a side outside the ground saying "All former managers of their national side who are ginger and have surnames starting Mc can fuck right off"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I'm going to shoehorn this in as we're talking about football.
At the Southend/Oxford game on Saturday suddenly there was a burst of noise from the Oxford fans as a chant I'd never heard directed at us before went up:

"Work in the summer, you only work in the summer".

It actually got a round of applause. I like Oxford, I've decided.


Hmm. Maybe you had to be there.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Wait... this subthread was about football?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Everythings about football and football is about everything.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I'm not sure that's right, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)

as a man who runs a pub in Oxford.
I don't like Oxford fans much at all.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I imagine that applies to anyone that runs a pub anywhere when football fans are in town.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)

They are cunts, to a man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Yes, dear.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)

they make areas ariound grounds "no go areas" on match days, such is their ghastly and boorish behaviour

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Yes, dear

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:53, Reply)

They do; massive crowds of fat, ugly men. Shouting and swearing, pissing and fighting
clogging up the roads and filling the public transport with their "singing" and body ordor. All football should be played at out of town stadia
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Did the nasty man look at you funny, or call you a name?
It's probably that silly 'tache, you know.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

they just make a fucking mess, are aggressive and irritating and they cause transport chaos

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)

They're just trying to earn a living.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)

they're not all bad for sure,
But there is a large contingent of the Oxford camp that is a violent bunch of wankers.
When Swindon came to here, they had to have a police escorts, as last time there was stabbings. Not nice.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)