Please help me get through the next 40 mins.
I am properly dying now. I've been awake for a veeeeeery long time and coffee ent even touching the sides any more.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:19, 40 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Thanks a lot yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)

I'm still working.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:24, Reply)

So am I. Technically.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:25, Reply)

You'll get home this evening and suddenly feel awake again.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:26, Reply)

I will be asleep by nine.
Big, big day tomorrow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:27, Reply)

It is.
Have you got your notes all sorted out and your best jeggings ironed?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:28, Reply)

I'm gonna wear that pinstripe suit (if I can get into it still) and some new Chelsea boots
Gonna rock the mod style in an attempt to appear 'sharp' and 'together' instead of 'degenerate' and 'hopeless'. I have rehearsed every possible question/answer/point possible about 50 million times.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:32, Reply)

Well fingers crossed.
Hopefully she'll crumble at the first hurdle and not insist on dragging this out. Getting this far must she her you're serious.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:35, Reply)

She prolly won't turn up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:36, Reply)

If you need me to piss in a bottle for you, let me know.
It won't be any good in a drugs test but you can always chuck it at her.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:40, Reply)

Hahahah
*buys Pringles*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:41, Reply)

Best buy two, I got roast beef for dinner.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:50, Reply)

Man up, fairy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Oh, right. I see. Right.
Righto. OK. Thanks a lot yeah.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Good luck for tomorrow.
Try to not to get punched in the face. Unless you think it'll help.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Cheers Kroney
It would do me a great service if she flips out, but she ent stupid enough to do it in front of witnesses. Well, witnesses who aren't 4 years old...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:39, Reply)

are you dead yet?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:45, Reply)

Despite my best efforts over the past 28 years, no. Not quite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:46, Reply)

uh, well done
I guess
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:47, Reply)

She obviously isn't clever enough to realise
what seeing her mother attacking her father is likely to do to a four year old girl, so I wouldn't count a reprisal out.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:51, Reply)

I'm gonna tape a Stanley to my ankle in case it gets lairy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:52, Reply)

Tape the Stanley to a hammer and then tape it to your ankle.
Go Glasgow.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:54, Reply)

I like this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:56, Reply)

If it gets to court (again)
surely the social services will have interviews with kiddo to see how she feels about 'stuff'? Standard practice, I would have thought, no?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:15, Reply)

BOOOOOOO!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:10, Reply)

Have you tried sticking bulldog clips on your nuts?
I'm sure it would stop you dropping off.

Of course, your *nuts* dropping off would be a different problem...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:12, Reply)

It's been nearly two hours.
Did you die? That would be well funny.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:04, Reply)

go to sleep.
why are you trying to stay up anyway?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Because as soon as he starts to snore I'll climb out from the wardrobe and do such things to him. Oh such things. It makes my heart weep just to think of those things.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:21, Reply)

Oh Shambles, you terrible romantic you...

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:22, Reply)

I can send you some mucky pubes to give to your Valentine if you like.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:24, Reply)

that's alright, you save them for your own lady friend.
or guy friend. Whichever you prefer.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:25, Reply)

Oh. They're not mine.
I get them from public toilets. You'd be amazed how many you can scoop out from under the rim.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:30, Reply)

you give them back

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:31, Reply)

he said under the rim, not around it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:42, Reply)