the grove is a gorgeous £400 a night five star hotel
go there. you'll like that bit. esp the black swimming pool.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:30, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Segregated swimming? Excellent idea.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:38, Reply)

i actually did think this about nikki beach
most dreadful tacky cunt-infested place ever. my friend said excitedly, "it's so cool, it's all white*." i was horrified. and disappointed. only white guys? flabby beer guts, red sunburn and tiny cocks on parade...



*for those who haven't been, she meant the beds, towels, staff uniforms etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:48, Reply)

So you're never going back, then?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)

i can safely say not
it was about 240 euros to hire a lounger. so all 10 of us squeezed on it. it was literally like the song.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I don't even know what nikki beach is.
but why couldn't you take your own lounger?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)

it was a big white leather one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)

It was Peter Stringfellow?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

So it's not true about when you go "black"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I drove past that.
Well, the snaking queue of cars crawled past it.
I'm in a training centre behind Watford junction station. It's a bit shit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)

THIS: I'm in a training centre behind Watford junction station

makes THIS: It's a bit shit.

sound like the world's biggest understatement. ever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:48, Reply)

to be fair to them, in stark contrast to all of the other training centres I've ever been to,
The coffee is drinkable. Just.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)

What sort of biscuits do they have?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)

arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)