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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Mrs Cow can crack granite with some of her farts

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:25, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
lol 3

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:26, Reply)
you're all wrong
girls are delicate and gentle. if we ever were to guff, it would puff out like talcum powder and would smell just as sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:28, Reply)
The ex farted like the brass section of the London Philharmonic.
with an occasional double bass flourish.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)
splutteringcoffeelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:31, Reply)
how horny

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Her mum used to brag about her daughters' talents in this area.
Rural Canadians. They have a sophisticated humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:34, Reply)
HORNy
like a HORN

you know, in an ORCHESTRA

less arse, more credit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Ignoring a shit pun is not the same as not getting it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)
well, you'd know all about not getting it...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I'm sure the foulness of the fart is inversely proportional to the attractiveness of the girl.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)
This makes me the most beautiful girl in the world

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Alright 'Prince'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:37, Reply)
TheCowFormerlyKnownAsPrince

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:38, Reply)
this should be your new sig

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)
So if Tangles is correct and the hotter the girl, the nastier the guff
You've said you don't fart at all...
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)
ZING

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)
but he isn't correct
not now, not ever

we all know this
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:43, Reply)
It is written on the internet, so it must be true.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)
"Little Red Charolais"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)

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