I like proper takeaway pizza covered in thick cheese and tomato sauce with loads of meat on
as opposed to those barely topped "artisan" pizzas with asparagus and rocket you get at some places. They're okay on their day but I'd be secretly hankering for some thick bread-like crust and horse pepperoni.

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( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:50, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

We have a local pizza place that does a meat feast pizza
It even has kebab meat, it's fucking wrong but also NOM
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I used to get a double cheese burger, with doner and egg on it
Utterly wrong and filthy, but magnificent when you're pissed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)

That sounds like drunken heaven

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:55, Reply)

It is
The main issue is that you can't eat it on your way home, as it's simply too messy.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)

everything is magnificent when your pissed
That's how Swipey manages to get laid
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Double cheese, doner and egg on it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)

*Noshes out*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Right I ordered a donner pizza a few months ago
Thinking it'll be just be cheese and chili sauce and fucktons of meat on there

NO

WHAT I GOT WAS COVERED IN FUCKING LETTUCE
LETTUCE MAN
FUCKING LETTUCE
ON A PIZZA
FUCKING LETTUCE MAN
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I bet he thought it would be a change from POTATO

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Potato's alright on pizza
There's one round here that does a full irish pizza with black pudding, sausage, bacon, tomato and potato on, s'alright
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I feel your pain
I hope you firebombed the pizza shop
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Can't say, this place is monitored *taps nose*

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Lettuce on a pizza?
Wrong.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)

They didn't even do anything with it, just made a kebab with salad and upended it on there
Hideous
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Pfft, lettuce. It was probably just pepperoni

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Local takeaway to me does an excellent meat feast pizza, it's one of the few times I eat deep pan

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1857180
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)