I refuse to go.
Mrs B wants to go this weekend. We have negotiated that she will go while I watch the rugby, as I've told her the store will be quieter while the game is on. Result.

In other news, had a call from the charity that interviewed me this morning, they've asked for references and a CRB check, so it's looking good.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:20, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

apart from the CRB check bit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Nah that will be fine. Had them done before, no problems.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)

always get away with it eh?
You should work for Stuart Hall's legal team
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)

AWAY YOU GO

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)

*cough*RonPickering*cough*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Is this for a new job or actually just charitable work?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:21, Reply)

community service innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:21, Reply)

You wonder why they need a CRB check when they just convicted him.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)

He did mean to look up that girls skirt, she just stood too close to him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:26, Reply)

His shoes were suspiciously highly polished

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)

+ n't

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)

To be on the board of Trustees.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)

As a job?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)

No, in a voluntary capacity. Been a trustee before of another charity. I enjoy it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:23, Reply)

you skim the takings don't you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)

This is a smallish charity; £5m turnover.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Soon to be £4m once you get the hang of the accounts system, RIGHT????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:27, Reply)

£3m you say?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:27, Reply)

That's right. Two big one-eroonies. You heard me right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Shame their turnover isn't over a mil really

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Listen what those guys achieve with the 750k they bring in is nothing short of incredible
Well done them I say!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)

You'd think even a small charity could manage to bring in mroe than Five hundred thousand a year wouldn't you?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)

It seems not.
Still, £250k, Al - it's not nothing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Fucking hell. A 95% drop in revenue and I haven't even been to one board meeting yet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)

They need to keep most of that aside to cover my 'expenses'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Not worth it.
Embezzle a million. Get caught. Serve 8 years. Equates to £125k a year.

Not worth getting out of bed for.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Thanks Naomi

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)

That is a pitiful amount of money to earn every year
I don't know how one could live on so little
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Me neither.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)

i mean what do these people eat? Roadkill!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:35, Reply)

*sobs quietly*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Oh god, your not one of those povvos that earns less than £125k a year are you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)

He'll never be a 99%'er

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)

+but a bitch ain't one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)

There's a good graph thingy for you
b3tan earnings
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)

I think most of them shoplift.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)

A charity set up to help the slightly short of stature?
Fuck's sake every cunts got their face in the charity trough these days.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Vulnerably housed, mentally ill and ex offenders.
So quite of you lot qualify to be in the client group.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)

I WAS MAKING A JOKE BY DELIBERATELY MISINTERPRETING 'SMALLISH' AS MEANING SHORT-ARSES!!!1
Oh FFS.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)

I know it was an attempt at a joke.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Well you could have just lolled and not meant it. Jesus.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Just wondered
Well done you

*returns to murdering kittens*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)