I'm off to the Doc's this morning for some blood tests
I fully expect the results to be AIDS.

when do you last go to the doctors?

Alt: I've just come back from the seaside and I'm going again next weekend, how awesome is the seaside?

AltAlt: how cool would it be to build a snowman on a beach?

AltAltAlt: at what age should one stop using the word awesome to describe things that don't actually describe awe.

AltAltAltAlt: I got up too early so I have time to kill before I go to the doc's, when did you last get up too early? what did you do with the extra time? I'm having a nice relaxing pooh.

AltAltAltAltAlt: I really do not like needles, which may explain both the early rising and the aforementioned excretion. what are you afeared of?


AltAltAltAltAltAlt: there are now more questions in this post than an average day's posting on /offtopic, but I bet this thread will peter out and go nowhere, rather than last all day, why's thta then?

AltAltAltAltAltAltAlt: Good weekend?

AltAltAltAltAltAltAltAlt: so, what are you having for lunch?


AltAltAltAltAltAltAltAltAlt: when was the last time you spent age typing out a long post only to find boyce have posted something shit and predictable a few seconds before you hit post?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:19, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Thank you,
'Brilliant Kid' from The Fast Show.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:23, Reply)

I agree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:25, Reply)

To get the snip bout a year ago
alt. I live in Cornwall, there is much seaside, 90% of it is shit
altalt, Its over rated
altaltalt
( Peej, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:26, Reply)

I'm having computer technical issues, so can't answer all your questions as it will take ages on my phone.
If it's still here when I fix the thing, I'll do my best.
But to answer your first question, I take ladypig to the doctors every month for a thing she has, but haven't been for myself since the scrotum crisis of 2011.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:53, Reply)

I don't know whether to shoot myself or shit myself, Windy
What would you recommend?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:13, Reply)

shit on someone else.
Then they'll be having a worse day than you. What's up?

Come over and fix my computer.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:15, Reply)

You know, people in my family seem to think I have MAD HAXXOR SKILLS too
Whenever a computer "stops working" I get called in. I genuinely have no idea what I'm doing, but I just fanny around with settings until something happens. Seems to have worked so far.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)

this is what I'm doing now.
How long should a system restore point take? I've been here a while.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Hmmm....have you tried pouring orange juice into it?
If you don't have orange juice, pineapple will do.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I might just throw it in to a lake.
How was your weekend? I got extremely drunk after the rugby and fell in through my own front door and have a lump on my head where I headbutted the wall. I'm a classy bird.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Depends on the lake
Very nice work....I once fell onto a guitar while drunk, and snapped off a tuning peg. I was quite upset about this.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:39, Reply)

that would be distressing.
I was thinking of the Salton sea in LA, what do you reckon?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Excellent choice
I've been watching that Africa series over the weekend. I have to say, it's fucking brilliant. Seen it?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:41, Reply)

not really, was going to catch up this week as I've got some time off.
I've heard very good things though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:45, Reply)

It's only on iPlayer for a few more days, so catch it while you can
Unbelievable stuff
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I find that hard to believe.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:48, Reply)

"scrotum crisis"
My new band name
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:16, Reply)

it was terrifying,
Having ball problems is scary as Fuck.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:24, Reply)

If you have ball problems I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but testicular cancer aint one.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I'm most probably sterile :(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Good, world is overpopulated as it is.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Worst chat-up line ever

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)

That amount of alts is awesome.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:56, Reply)

m+

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Sorry.
That amount of alts is awesomme.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:59, Reply)

There's a WWI joke there somewhere.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:00, Reply)

I was alluding to WHISKEY CHAT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Is that experimental Indian food?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:02, Reply)

*ponders*
Good idea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Last time I went was the back/heart attack woes
As of next week I will be living next to the seaside
Have to be fucking cold for snow on the beach
31
Every day - watch tv and read the internet
Red apples
Work getting in the way
Yes - busy
Not a clue as yet
Never
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Tl;dr

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Something about snow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:45, Reply)

About an inch everywhere in MK, pita

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Few months back
Alt: Depends entirely on the weather.
AltAlt: not even slightly.
AltAltAlt: 39
AltAltAltAlt: I was made to get up at 8:45 on Saturday, which was far too early.
AltAltAltAltAlt: Heights bother me, needles do not.
AltAltAltAltAltAlt: Blame Ape.
AltAltAltAltAltAltAlt: Very, thanks.
AltAltAltAltAltAltAltAlt: Shepherds pie.
AltAltAltAltAltAltAltAlt: Never.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)