i overcatered
so had to bring a metric fucktonne of left over cakes and chocolate biscuits etc into work today. although one scrawny old bird polished off about 13 sandwiches, it was impressive.

no racism. but my goodness they weren't too keen on gay marriage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:26, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

is this another secret Bash for the elite clique?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)

for once no
i volunteer for a charity that helps elderly people. i hosted a tea party for some people. i catered for 2 rugby teams. i think they were a bit bewildered. then kroney threatened to come round and eat it all. but i decided the gannets in my office could have it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Oh i assumed monty as over fr tea

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)

no, he fell asleep in front of kindergarten cop, remember?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)

And here I am eating Monster Munch like some sort of fucking mug.
Life is so unfair.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)

at least you've found crisps that match your face
how's the oiseau?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Which one?
BOOM
( Kroney, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)

the one you were so smitten with that you sent me millions of emails gushing about her gushing gash
you know, that one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Monsieur Munch for you, surely?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Monsieur Mange

( Kroney, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Did you manage to convince any of them that they were actually the nasty old bigots in the wrong?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)

no because
they were all 80+ and they ain't changing now.

if it had been my own grandma i would have done, but it would have taken either a ouija board or a shovel to get her there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Not first time you've 'catered for' two rugby teams.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)

:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I bet that's what your vagina looked like afterwards too.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:50, Reply)