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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This morning.
I got on my bathroom scales for the first time in months, and they said "Oi, one at a time please!"

Everyone's a fucking critic.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:56, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
'No coach parties'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:57, Reply)
"Domestic use only. Not for use in zoos."

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:59, Reply)
'Queue on the left'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I'm going to end up being carried out of my house by firemen :-(

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:02, Reply)
After they've smashed a couple of walls down.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)
I rather think that was the joke.
Are you dopey?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Very very tired.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Sleepy, then.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)
CLICK

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)
"weighbridge this way"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)
"would you like to convert metric fuck tons into kilos?"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:02, Reply)
"I am a talking scale, that's pretty impressive don't you think"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)
That's nothing.
You should hear what my talking toilet says.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)
'I cannae take anymore Captain'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Haha yeah my talking kettle insisted that I go out and kill some prostitutes with my hammer last night.
Don't you hate it when they do that?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Not really. I quite enjoy it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)
"That's no moon!"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:09, Reply)

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