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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I had crumpets for breakfast today, fact fans.
Mostly because they needed to be eaten before they went stale.

Which raises a question: how come when bread goes stale, it gets hard, but when crumpets go stale, they get sticky? And no, I don't think anybody is spunking on my crumpets. Not now I'm married, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:56, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
crumpets do go hard when they go stale.
So therefore, I'm afraid someone is spunking on your crumpets.

I'm not owning up, you've got no proof.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Is it like the jaffa cake/biscuit thing?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Boring?
Yes, yes it's just like that.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)
cumpets more like

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:15, Reply)
All mak yer cumpet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:17, Reply)

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